Cary’s Spring ’24 newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/newsletter.html

1051 Hillsboro Mile, Apt. 604

Hillsboro Beach, FL 33062

(845) 664-1883

Woodstock, NY 12498

(845) 664-1883

email: successaerobics@aol.com

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“Everyone who will can hear the Voice. It is within everyone, but like everything else, it requires previous and definite preparation.”

–Mahatma Gandhi

 CONTENTS

Whitman Webinar; 2 New Books Published: The Zen Teachings of Cats & Dogs & Other Non-Humans, and Once Upon a Trump: Fairy Tales of the Wicked Witch of the West Wing; Free Coaching; Affirmations; Quote of the Month; The Cosmic and Comic; Testimonial about Coaching; Column: ” Schedule of Classes; Face to Face to Facebook; Referral Fees; Products

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HEAVEN ON EARTH UNIVERSITY PRESENTS

A 2-part webinar

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  1. “WALT WHITMAN: POET OF

ENLIGHTENMENT”

April 18 & 25

8:15–9:45 PM Eastern

    Awakened to the Transcendent Self within and inspired by the writings of the Transcendentalists, Walt Whitman had powerful glimpses of the One Spirit that pervades the universe. This awareness, coupled with his love of “comrades,” enabled his poetry to be, as one critic dubbed it, “a remarkable mixture of the Bhagavad Gita and the New York Herald.” His poetic chants of direct expressions of the higher Self can awaken it in you because he and you share that level of Being.

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    Cary Bayer, who wrote his Masters thesis on Whitman at Maharishi International University, is the author of Walt Whitman: Poet of Enlightenment. He taught Transcendental Meditation for more than three decades before developing Higher Self Healing Meditation in 2010. 

Cost: $50 if paid by April 4, $60 after. You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me). You’ll receive the Zoom logistics upon registration.

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ZEN TEACHINGS OF CATS AND DOGS & OTHER NON-HUMANS

 

BOOK 20% OFF PRE-PRINT RUN

Household pets and wild animals of the jungle have an innate wisdom that they can teach us. Maybe that’s why we have 171 million cats and dogs in 114. 8 million American homes, and we spend $50 billion annually on them. We can grow from being taken under their wings…er, paws.

 

You can also grow by reading my new book, The Zen Teachings of Cats & Dogs & Other Non-Humans. (Its cover is below.) It teaches Pet Yoga, a series of inner exercises to help you awaken qualities of Enlightenment that they embody. Namely:

   Being in the Moment

    Enthusiasm/Bliss

    Very High Self Esteem

    Service to People

    Love for Humanity

 

And you can save 20% on the price of the book if you order now before its first print run.

 

Pet Yoga helps transform human consciousness from low levels of fear, where our tail is between our legs, to the place where it’s wagging all the time–the state of consciousness called Feline Groovy.

 

Living with animals helps us live longer. Petting them stimulates oxytocin (“the cuddle hormone”), which helps reduce blood pressure, stimulates healing, & decreases levels of cortisol. Oxytocin and serotonin levels also rise after a woman gives birth to a baby.

 

The book sells for $20 plus $4.49 for shipping and handling but if you order now it’s only $16 plus S&H. The easiest way to purchase it is through pay pal for $20.49 (successaerobics@aol.com).  If you prefer to pay by credit you can email me at that same address to provide the card info. Or you can pay by check to:

 

Cary Bayer

1051 Hillsboro Mile Apt. 604

Hillsboro Beach, FL 33062

(845) 664-1883



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TRUMP FAIRY TALE HUMOR BOOK 20% OFF PRE-PRINT RUN

 

If you read my humor book, Trump Off the Wall (That Mexico’s Gonna Pay For) you laughed hundreds of times. Now there’s the much-awaited sequel, which is even funnier--Once Upon a Trump: Fairy Tales of the Wicked Witch of the West Wing. The cover is below.

In this hilarious new book, popular fairy tales from the brothers Grimm and Hans Christian Andersen combine with fables from Aesop and other films and TV shows that appeal to the young at heart all featuring a witch, an ogre, an evil king, a malevolent magician or a horrible monster, all with cardboard yellow hair and an orange face.

 

 These 45 tales in 5 sections—Grim Fairy Tales, 1001 Arabian Nightmares, and Hellavision & Film are but 3—are the perfect bathroom read, beach read, fireplace read, and birthday and/or Chanukah or Christmas gift for all those special people in your life who are not 45 fans. And if you yourself support the Donald, you certainly have people in your life who don’t. They’ll double their appreciation of you if you honor their disapproval with this book, which has received the presidential seal of approval. (See the photo at the bottom of this email.)

 

The 175-page book has been test-marketed to focus groups and has been shown to yield about 2,000 laughs, so that’s just a penny a laugh, or just eight tenths of a cent with this pre-print run sale. Can’t beat that value. The book sells for $20 plus $4.49 S&H, but is now available to you before it goes to press for just $16, plus the S&H.

 

Here’s what a few people from these fairy tales have to say about the Trump monster:

    * The Narrator from “The 3 Big Pigs:” “Donald replaced the White

House’s whitewash with brainwash, and replaced all incandescent bulbs

with gaslight.”

    * Lucifer from “The Little Mer Man:” “As the Evil One, my deals give

people what they want in exchange for their souls. Little did I know this

Donald could cheat me—the Devil–because he had no soul in the first

place.”

    * Obama-Wan Kenobi from “Barr Wars:” “If it weren’t for Joe

Skywalker the Evil Emperor might still be ruling over the planet QAnon.”

     * The Giant from “Donald & the Beanstalk:” “Fee, fie, fo, fire, I smell the blood of a pathological liar.”

    * Fauci from “The Emperor’s No Clothes:” “The Emperor gave half of

our population Post Trumpatic Stress Disorder.”

 

The easiest way to purchase it is through pay pal for $20.49 (successaerobics@aol.com).  If you prefer to pay by credit you can email me at that same address to provide the card info. Or you can pay by check to:

 

Cary Bayer

1051 Hillsboro Mile Apt. 604

Hillsboro Beach, FL 33062

 

Many laughs await you.

 

–Cary Bayer

(845) 664-1883

50% Off Sale on Prosperity Aerobics

As Spring signifies a rebirth of life, I’d like to have a 50% off sale on the book that birthed my writing and publishing career. Namely, the Prosperity Aerobics. I refer to it as an Inner workout for success. It’s a daily program to creates greater success and prosperity. Programs for beginners, intermediate and advanced levels.

50% Off Sale: Breakthrough Coaching & Ebooks

Breakthrough Coaching provides tips on how to empower your life in so many ways. In 40 chapters, I offer out-of-the-box coaching to create a variety of breakthroughs in different parts of your life. The 169-page volume includes such chapters as “Physical Check-Ups and Metaphysical Check-Ups;” “Coaching to find a Husband;” “The Peace & Freedom Beyond Complaining;” “Sex & Money;” and “Restless Soul Syndrome,” among others.

While supplies last, I’m offering the book for 50 percent off. It has an imperfect spine, in which the title of the book is blank but is on the back cover instead. The cost is normally $20, plus $4.49 in shipping & handling, but is on sale for just $10 plus S&H through June 30. To take advantage of the discount, call me at (845) 664-1883 or email me at

successaerobics@aol.com.

The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call or email.

I’m also running a 50% off sale on all my ebooks. The 5 mini-ebooks on joy and the 11 for massage therapists will be available for only $5, while ebooks of my full-length book Relationships 101 will be only $8.50, and The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture will be only $10. Naturally, there’s no shipping and handling charge. The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call (845-664-1883) or email me at successaerobics@aol.com.

Affirmation

Here is an affirmation from my series on procrastination, success, relationships, communication, and the inner journey, which are available in 5 ebooks and 3 CDs.

“Forgiveness makes my heart grow fonder.”–Follow Your Yellow Brick Road: Provisions for your Inner Journey, http://carybayer.com/the-affirmations-series.html

Quote of the Month

Direction

“If we don’t change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed.”

—Chinese Proverb

The Cosmic & the Comic



“Blessed is he who makes his companions laugh.”–The Koran

Free Coaching

To celebrate winter, I’m offering a complimentary half-hour coaching session for the first person who contacts me by phone (845-664-1883), or by email at successaerobics@aol.com who wants to have some breakthroughs in life. It’s my way of giving thanks for the great life I’m blessed to live. There are 4 restrictions, so please read them carefully:

  1. You haven’t already received a free coaching session from me.
  2. You’re not currently involved in a series of coaching sessions with me.
  3. You book the session within three days of winning, so if you call or email, check my response and respond in time. If you forget to do this, someone on the waiting list will take your place, as happens from time to time.
  4. You take the session before April 15.

Testimonial on Coaching

“Cary’s coaching on effective communications and overcoming procrastination may be the most important one yet for me personally and professionally.”–Linda Bradley, Massage Therapist, Chesapeake, VA

Are you the Designer for my Next Book on Spiritual Lampoons?

I’m close to finishing a book called Spiritual Lampoons, a humorous look at spirituality, that will be published some time in 2024. Would you like to be the designer for that book? If you or someone you know might be interested, pls. contact me at

(845) 664-1883 or by email at successeaerobics@aol.com.

Syndicated “Life 101” Column

 

The column below ran in syndication in a variety of wellness publications, including Together Arizona http://www.togetheraz.com/

Alcohol, Drugs, Medication, & Meditation

A good friend of mine, who was one of the sharpest minds ever to be graduated from Yale University, used to smoke marijuana regularly. If the previous sentence makes you think that he lit up a joint every day it would be misleading—he lit one up every few hours. I used to joke that he probably should have arranged for an IV drip to administer the cannabis directly into his bloodstream. 

     Cathy is a senior citizen in my condo in south Florida, who I see in the gym a lot. She works out as religiously as my friend used to smoke—every day for three hours, including weights, elliptical, swimming, rollerblading, climbing seven flights of stairs several times a day, and walking–all to burn off additional calories. She does all this, in part, so that the two martinis she has every night before dinner doesn’t put on any weight. Those two stiff drinks are as important to her as the joints were to my friend. They both had a strong desire to change their consciousness.

      Changing the state of consciousness is a deeply human impulse. It has led Native Americans to ingest peyote buttons even though it often made them so sick to their stomachs that they vomited their guts out. Centuries ago the Greeks worshipped Dionysus, the god of wine.

      The desire to change consciousness has also led countless millions to beer, wine, and whiskey. Many of these people were unable to control such potent substances, and found their lives spiral out of control as they plummeted into alcoholism. Many hippies ingested LSD, even though they knew there was a risk of flipping out and losing their minds.  Many others experimented with the more lethal heroin, which didn’t take their minds, but did take some lives. That’s how powerful the urge is to change consciousness. 

      Today, there exist legalized ways of changing consciousness and taking the edge off life, through the doctor’s prescription pad, albeit with side-effects that take up half a commercial.  Medicating away anxiety seems to be a national pastime.

      It’s time that meditating away anxiety replaces this dangerous trend. Just weeks ago, I taught Higher Self Meditation to a woman in Pompano Beach who, unbeknownst to me, had a habit of drinking six cans of Coca-Cola every day. While the people in Atlanta who churn out the stuff were, no doubt, thrilled, her digestive system and blood sugar levels were hardly happy with all that sugar and caffeine swirling around her blood every few hours. I mention this woman because, on the second day of her experience with Higher Self Meditation, she told me that she had given up her soda. Quit it cold turkey—or ice cold Coke—to be more precise. Within 10 days she had reduced her coffee, as well. It wasn’t a requirement of this meditation that led her to give up caffeine and Coke; it was just that she was changing her consciousness in a sweeter way than the sugar in Coke, and in a more natural and higher way than all the additives in her drinks could provide. And without a single side effect. Actually, that’s not true: there are side-effects to adopting a stress management technique like Higher Self Meditation or Transcendental Meditation, but they’re all positive. Much of the same could also probably be said for daily practices of sustained Hatha Yoga, Tai Chi, or deep breathing. I can’t say for certain of the latter three, because, while I’ve practiced all three, I don’t have daily experience with them the way I did with TM and do now with the Higher Self Meditation that I developed after several decades of teaching TM and training its teachers.

        You can go into just about any bar almost anywhere in these United States, and drink more cheaply during a time frame known as Happy Hour. This is the time immediately after the 9 to 5 workday has ended when millions of Americans file out of their office buildings and into bars to change their consciousness. When such numbers of people close their eyes for even a quarter of that hour to allow their conscious minds to settle into the peaceful calm of the happiness of their own inner Being the people of this country of ours will be a lot happier, a lot healthier, and a lot more peaceful. Moreover, they’ll discover that the unalienable rights afforded Americans of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, will lead them to a fuller life, a deeper liberty, and the finding of that happiness.

Class Schedule: Zoom & In-Person

Zoom

Thursday March 14 @ 9 PM

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

 Zoom

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82159989801?pwd=bGR5NWFhMU9jSWNOWHZSWE90TjRJZz09

Meeting ID. 821 5998 9801

Passcode. 464780

Thursday April 11 @ 9 PM

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82259922763?pwd=V2gvdEJjSmJERWhmMU43TjRiS3d0Zz09 

Meeting ID. 822 5992 2763

Passcode 185366

Thursday May 9 @ 9 pm

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81947941805?pwd=ZDFuSk1tZFQ3VHRuTndwa3orVGlldz09 

Meeting ID. 819 4794 1805

Passcode 217312

Thursday June 13 @ 9 PM

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81359912757?pwd=aUZid0ZVZFYvMGY2ZXF3cFl1TVloUT09 

Meeting ID. 813 5991 2757

Passcode 371910

In-Person

Florida

 

Sunday March 10 in Lake Worth for “The Secrets of the Yogis,” at the Dancing Elephant, from 6-8 PM at 801 Lake Ave. Investment: $35, or only $25 if paid in full by March 7. For more information, call 561- 345-3130 or 845-664-1883, or https://dancingelephant.shop/

Sunday March 24 in Deerfield Beach for “Dharma: Individual & Cosmic,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

Sunday April 28 in Deerfield Beach for “The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

Sunday June 2 in Deerfield Beach for “The Power of Positive Singing: Higher Consciousness in Musical Theater,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

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Referral Fees

When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a life coach, a meditation teacher, and the writer of books for others. If you inspire someone to become a client of mine for coaching or book writing, or a meditation student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the fee that that person begins with me at. That could easily mean a check for you of $110 or $70 for coaching, and for $45 for meditation. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.” My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?

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