Cary’s AUTUMN ’26 newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/
1051 Hillsboro Mile, Apt. 604 Hillsboro Beach, FL 33062 (845) 664-1883
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“Everyone who will can hear the Voice. It is within everyone, but like everything else, it requires previous and definite preparation.”–Mahatma Gandhi
CONTENTS
2 New Humor Books about Food and Pop Music; 3 Humor Books Coming; 50% off CD & DVD Sale through Sept.; Cosmic/Comic Interview; Free Coaching; Affirmations; Quote of the Month; The Cosmic and Comic; Testimonial about Coaching; Column: “Car Crashes, Meditation & Grace Under Pressure;” Schedule of Classes; Face to Face to Facebook; Referral Fees; Products
NEW HUMOR BOOK ABOUT FOOD
You are What You Laugh at: A Buffet of Food Humor
Here’s what some great people have said about You Are What You Laugh at: A Buffet of Food Humor:
“Man does not live by bread alone. He needs a lot of laughter to digest all that gluten. Cary Bayer leavens his food writing so that it’s comic and cosmic. When I return for my Second Coming, I’ll buy this book.”–Jesus
“What I said was ‘Let them eat cake and then laugh about it.’ Cary Bayer helps them do that.”—Marie Antoinette
35 chapters include:
“Peanut Butter Divorces Jelly”
“Jesus Christ Catering”
“The New Literary Chocolates”
“The Quest for the Holy Grill”
“Tomato Identifies as a Vegetable”
“Armie Hammer”s Weight Loss Program”
“My Gluten-Free House”
“The Jewish Mother’s Diet”
and 27 other funny chapters.
The 174-page book is available for $20 plus $4.99 for S&H at
or by zelle at 845-664-1883
NEW HUMOR BOOK ABOUT POP MUSIC
In its early days, there was a saying that “rock ‘n’ roll was here to stay.” In this book, it’s also here for laughs. As is the music of folk, rap, soul, and reggae. The book is divided into 9 sections or “discs,” and 55 chapters or “tracks.” These include:
“The Gospel of John (Lennon)”
“Beggars Banquet: A Rolling Stones Eatery”
“The Therapist of Rock”
“Wonton Soup for the Soul: Pop Music” disc
“At 65th Anniversary, Woodstock Festival will Finally be Retired”
Parody songs–“Puff, the Magic Daddy,” “Knights in White Armor,” “I Am a Lineman for the Cowboys,” and “Griftin’ the Night Away,” among others.
The 257-page book is available for $22 plus $5.99 for S&H at
or by zelle at 845-664-1883
3 NEW HUMOR BOOKS COMING LATER IN THE FALL
Furry Funnies: The Humor of Cats & Dogs & Other Non-Humans
This 222-page book brightens up 37 chapters. It will make your tail wag and have you purring with smiles and laughs. It’ll sell for $21 with S&H of $4.99. More to come as it comes out of the printer’s oven.
This is Entertainment: Satires of Show Biz
This 188-page book is contained in 38 funny chapters that will yield uncontained laughter. It will sell for $20 with S&H of $4.99. More to come as it comes out of the
printer’s oven.
Superhero Super Humor
This 200-page book is contained in 35 funny chapters. It will bring you high-flying laughs and sell for $21 with S&H of $4.99. More to come as it comes out of the printer’s oven.
50% OFF CD & DVD AUTMN SALE
I’m also offering a 50% sale on all of my CDs and DVDs through December while supplies last. You can access them all here:
COSMIC/COMIC INTERVIEW WITH SWAMI BEYONDANANDA
Enjoy this Q&A in which I’m the guest of new age comedian Swami Beyondananda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
There’s also some material presented from my cosmic/comic book Spiritual Lampoons.
50% Off Sale on Prosperity Aerobics
There’s a 50% off sale on the book that birthed my writing and publishing career. Namely, the Prosperity Aerobics. I refer to it as an Inner workout for success. It’s a daily program to creates greater success and prosperity. Programs for beginners, intermediate and advanced levels.
50% Off Sale: Breakthrough Coaching & Ebooks
Breakthrough Coaching provides tips on how to empower your life in so many ways. In 40 chapters, I offer out-of-the-box coaching to create a variety of breakthroughs in different parts of your life. The 169-page volume includes such chapters as “Physical Check-Ups and Metaphysical Check-Ups;” “Coaching to find a Husband;” “The Peace & Freedom Beyond Complaining;” “Sex & Money;” and “Restless Soul Syndrome,” among others.
While supplies last, I’m offering the book for 50 percent off. It has an imperfect spine, in which the title of the book is blank but is on the back cover instead. The cost is normally $20, plus $4.99 in shipping & handling, but is on sale for just $10 plus S&H through December 23. To take advantage of the discount, call (845) 664-1883 or email me at successaerobics@aol.com.
The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call or email.
I’m also running a 50% off sale on all my ebooks. Mini-ebooks will be available for only $5, while ebooks of my full-length books Relationships 101 will be 50% off. Naturally, there’s no shipping and handling charge. The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call (845-664-1883) or email me at successaerobics@aol.com.
Affirmation
“My mind has all the answers I ever need.”–The Yoga of Oz: Meditations for Your Yellow Brick Road https://successaerobics.
Quote of the Month
Discipline
“Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed?”- –Robert A. Cook
The Cosmic & the Comic
“Laughter, love and money are all like fertilizer; they work best when they are spread around.”–Roscoe Benjamin
Free Coaching
To celebrate autumn, I’m offering a complimentary half-hour coaching session for the first person who contacts me by phone (845-664-1883), or by email at successaerobics@aol.com who wants to have some breakthroughs in life. It’s my way of giving thanks for the great life I’m blessed to live. There are 4 restrictions, so please read them carefully:
- You haven’t already received a free coaching session from me.
- You’re not currently involved in a series of coaching sessions with me.
- You book the session within three days of winning, so if you call or email, check my response and respond in time. If you forget to do this, someone on the waiting list will take your place, as happens from time to time.
- You take the session before October 15.
Testimonial on Coaching
“Cary is a wonderful teacher, coach and guide. It sounds like an ad, but i can honestly say, I tripled my income when he was coaching me on money issues. He changes your perspective on money, relations, and your beliefs that affect so many areas of your life. check him out!”
—Amy Hart, Amy Hart Studios & Health & Wellness Media, Berkeley, CA
Are you the Designer for my Next Book of Short Stories
I’m working on a book of my short fiction that will be published in 2027. Would you like to be the designer for that book? If you or someone you know might be interested, pls. contact me at (845) 664-1883 or by email at successeaerobics@aol.com.
Column:
“Car Crashes, Meditation, & Grace Under Pressure”
If you’re ever in a car crash, and you’ve called the police and your insurance company, and exchanged licenses and insurance cards with the other motorist, you’ll find yourself waiting for the police to arrive. Meditating in your car until they show can release some of the trauma you’ve been through, and can keep your mind clear for the questions you’ll soon need to answer.
The driver who minds his own business and is then rear-ended by a motorist who isn’t paying proper attention can easily be consumed with anger. But anger can’t possibly change such circumstances; meditation, however, can change the reaction to those circumstances. Meditation can also help you tap into the Zone, that delightful “grace under pressure” presence of mind that effortlessly enables you to do precisely what you need to do under difficult conditions. This is what happened to me, making sure that everyone affected by the accident is okay, and to make the proper calls and information exchanges. Anger provides an understandable release; compassion and grace under pressure provide understanding.
I was cruising down I-95 recently, after teaching at a Unity church near Annapolis. I was to give a meditation lecture in northern Virginia, and my GPS informed me that I’d arrive in time to meditate and eat. Traffic was moderately heavy on I-95 and, all of a sudden, the traffic pattern had necessitated a full stop on the highway. I saw the car in front of me suddenly break, so I did the same. The motorist behind me, unfortunately, didn’t—or didn’t in time–and he crashed into me at a pretty high speed. I suffered injuries to my back, neck, shoulder, and arm, and my beloved new Prius was taken to the auto hospital for a month of ICU that totaled some $8,300.
With the delay caused by the accident, the towing of my car, the rental of a new car, there was no way that I could arrive on time. I called the producer, who called the registered people; half of them were able to make it an hour and a half late. I gave the talk on the Higher Self Healing Meditation that I founded in 2010 after teaching Transcendental Meditation to hundreds of people for three decades. I told them that grace under pressure is a sign of a high state of consciousness, and their higher Selves awaken through the regular practice of the meditation that I was describing. Half the people signed up to learn and they’re now cruising on the highway of their evolution. It’s smooth sailing for them, but, if they’re suddenly rear-ended or blind-sided by cars or other events, they now have a tool that will keep their nervous systems fresh as a daisy. And that will allow them to act like their teacher before them; namely, with grace under pressure, with their higher Selves waking up in crisis, rather than their lower selves reacting in anger.
Schedule of Zoom Classes
October 12 @ 9 PM Eastern
“Higher Self Healing Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace”
Zoom logistics
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/
Meeting ID. 835 0949 0115
Passcode 976393
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November 16 @ 9 PM Eastern
“Higher Self Healing Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace”
Zoom logistics
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/
Meeting ID 827 0525 2954
Passcode 334695
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December 7 @ 9 PM Eastern
“Higher Self Healing Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace”
Zoom logistics
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/
Meeting ID 878 2179 9478
Passcode 199687
Schedule of Physical Classes
October 18 @ 3:30 PM
“The Spiritual Lessons of Animals”
At the Theosophical Society of South Florida at Thubten Kunga Ling, at 215 S.E.15th Terrace, Suite 206, from 3:30—5 PM. Free Class. Contact: (954) 790-3383 or (845) 664-1883.
November 22 @ 3;30 PM
“What is the Meaning of Life?”
At the Theosophical Society of South Florida at Thubten Kunga Ling, at 215 S.E.15th Terrace, Suite 206, from 3:30—5 PM. Free Class. Contact: (954) 790-3383 or (845) 664-1883.
Referral Fees
When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a life coach, a meditation teacher, and the writer of books for others. If you inspire someone to become a client of mine for coaching or book writing, or a meditation student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the fee that that person begins with me at. That could easily mean a check for you of $140 or $85 for coaching, and for $50 for meditation. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.” My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?
Growth Products from Cary Bayer
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Love & Light,
Cary Bayer
