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BREAKTHROUGH NEWS SUMMER/’23

Cary’s Summer ’23 newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/newsletter.html

1051 Hillsboro Mile, Apt. 604

Hillsboro Beach, FL 33062

(845) 664-1883

Woodstock, NY 12498

(845) 664-1883

email: successaerobics@aol.com

website: http://www.carybayer.com

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“Everyone who will can hear the Voice. It is within everyone, but like everything else, it requires previous and definite preparation.”

–Mahatma Gandhi

 CONTENTS

2-part webinars on Whitman and Christ, ” 3 New Humor Mini-Books Published on Sports, Sex, and QAnon; Huge Sales on Prosperity Aerobics and Breakthrough Coaching books; Free Coaching; Big Book Sale; Affirmations; Quote of the Month; The Cosmic and Comic; Testimonial about Coaching; Column: “Focus on the Actions, not the Fruits;” Schedule of Classes; Facse to Face to Facebook; Referral Fees; Products

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HEAVEN ON EARTH UNIVERSITY PRESENTS

A series of 2 different 2-part Zoom seminars

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  1. “WALT WHITMAN: POET OF ENLIGHTENMENT”

July 13 & 20

8:15–9:45 PM Eastern

    Awakened to the Transcendent Self within and inspired by the writings of the Transcendentalists, Walt Whitman had powerful glimpses of the One Spirit that pervades the universe. This awareness, coupled with his love of “comrades,” enabled his poetry to be, as one critic dubbed it, “a remarkable mixture of the Bhagavad Gita and the New York Herald.” His poetic chants of direct expressions of the higher Self can awaken it in you because he and you share that level of Being.

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    Cary Bayer, who wrote his Masters thesis on Whitman at Maharishi International University, is the author of Walt Whitman: Poet of Enlightenment. He taught Transcendental Meditation for more than three decades before developing Higher Self Healing Meditation in 2010. 

Cost: $60. You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me). You’ll receive the Zoom logistics upon registration.

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“A COSMIC LOOK AT CHRIST”

A 2-part Zoom Webinar

Thursday June 15 & 22

8:15–9:45 PM Eastern

    This webinar provides practical methods culled from 40 years of ecumenical readings, personal study, and especially direct spiritual experience, to assist people to transform that part of their lives that might be termed “ritual” into spiritual. In other words, to embody the teachings of Christ to a much greater extent. From a much more expanded point of view, we’ll cover the topics below:

* Innocence

* Kingdom of Heaven

* Forgiveness

* Being born again

* Renewal of the mind

* Miracles

Cary Bayer is the author of Meditations on Christ.

Cost: $60. You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me). You’ll receive the Zoom logistics upon registration.

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THE JOYS OF LAUGHTER

Fresh out of the printer’s oven are my 3 new humor mini-books, Sports Satires; Sexy Humor and QAnon College Course Catalogue

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SPORTS SATIRES

 

Sports are fun, but you’ll have a lot more fun with Sports Satires, in which 14 chapters take a playful look at basketball, tennis, soccer, as well as a general look at all sports.

The publication’s chapters include:

“CDC’s Discarded Guidelines for Socially-Distanced Sports”

“Lockerrumors”

“Secrets of Jocks Unlocked”

“ESP Sports Center” (Psychics predicting outcomes of games not yet played)

“They Stole My Tennis Win” (A Trumpian look at losing at sports)

“Tennis Baseball”

“Kyrgios Calms Down”

and 7 other chapters.

90 pages, mini-book, $13.50

The 90-page mini-book is available for $13.50 plus $3.99 for S&H here https://www.carybayer.com/product/sports-satires or on pay pal for $17.49, payable to successaerobics@aol.com

SEXY HUMOR

If you like sex and you like to laugh–and who isn’t among that group?–you’ll positively love Sexy Humor.  It’s a 70-page mini-book that features 11 chapters. These include:

“Our Sexual Encounter Survey”

“My Yelp Lover Rating”

“Trump Launches Cable Channel to Resurrect Careers of Sexual Predators”

“The Long Lost Tale of Fellatio Alger”

“Sex Shield,” a parody of Car Shield

and 6 other chapters.

The 70-page mini-book is available for $12.50 plus $3.99 for S&H here https://www.carybayer.com/product/sexy-humor or on pay pal for $16.49, payable to successaerobics@aol.com

QAnon College Course Catalogue

If you think QAnon is about as daffy as a belief system can get, you should check out the new course catalogue for QAnon College. Sixteen chapters detail departmental classes, which include:

An Opening Message from Q, Our Founder and Dean

Conspiracy Theories

Graffiti & Defecation

Scikology

Socialology

Soros

and 10 other chapters like Astronomy, which describes the Jewish Space Lasers; the Geography department, which teaches about the flat earth; and the Literature department, which champions book burning.

The 59-page mini-book is available for $11 plus $3.99 for S&H here https://www.carybayer.com/product/qanon-college-course-catalogue or on pay pal for $14.99, payable to successaerobics@aol.com

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40% Off Sale on Prosperity Aerobics

As Spring signifies a rebirth of life, I’d like to have a 40% off sale on the book that birthed my writing and publishing career. Namely, the Prosperity Aerobics. I refer to it as an Inner workout for success. It’s a daily program to creates greater success and prosperity. Programs for beginners, intermediate and advanced levels.

50% Off Sale: Breakthrough Coaching & Ebooks

My recent book, Breakthrough Coaching, provides tips on how to empower your life in so many ways. In 40 chapters, the founder of Breakthrough Coaching, who’s been working as a full-time life coach since 2001, offers out-of-the-box coaching to create a variety of breakthroughs in different parts of your life. The 169-page volume includes such chapters as “Physical Check-Ups and Metaphysical Check-Ups;” “Coaching to find a Husband;” “The Peace & Freedom Beyond Complaining;” “Sex & Money;” and “Restless Soul Syndrome,” among others.

While supplies last, I’m offering the book for 50 percent off. It has an imperfect spine, in which the title of the book is blank but is on the back cover instead. The cost is normally $20, plus $3.50 in shipping & handling, but is on sale for just $10 plus S&H through September 30. To take advantage of the discount, call me at (845) 664-1883 or email me at

successaerobics@aol.com.

The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call or email.

I’m also running a 50% off sale on all my ebooks. The 5 mini-ebooks on joy and the 11 for massage therapists will be available for only $5, while ebooks of my full-length book Relationships 101 will be only $8.50, and The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture will be only $10. Naturally, there’s no shipping and handling charge. The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call (845-664-1883) or email me at successaerobics@aol.com.

Affirmation

Here is an affirmation from my series on procrastination, success, relationships, communication, and the inner journey, which are available in 5 ebooks and 3 CDs.

”The more I forgive the more I prosper. Follow Your Yellow Brick Road: Provisions for your Inner Journey, http://carybayer.com/the-affirmations-series.html

Quote of the Month

Dharma

“Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got.”—Janis Joplin

The Cosmic & the Comic

 “We speak of heaven but what is heaven but laughter?  I come to tell you, you must become men of laughter.”–Zen master Sasaki Roshi

Free Coaching

To celebrate winter, I’m offering a complimentary half-hour coaching session for the first person who contacts me by phone (845-664-1883), or by email at successaerobics@aol.com who wants to have some breakthroughs in life. It’s my way of giving thanks for the great life I’m blessed to live. There are 4 restrictions, so please read them carefully:

  1. You haven’t already received a free coaching session from me.
  2. You’re not currently involved in a series of coaching sessions with me.
  3. You book the session within three days of winning, so if you call or email, check my response and respond in time. If you forget to do this, someone on the waiting list will take your place, as happens from time to time.
  4. You take the session before July 15.

Testimonial on Coaching

“Cary Bayer is a phenomenal power house of connection and communication. He is skillful as a coach and incredibly gifted at sorting out the gems that need to be worked through. Consider yourself in very experienced hands working with Cary. He will take your practice to the next level w holistic practice. “

–Christina Woodhorse, Woodhorse Integrative Acupunture, Elizabethtown, NY

Are you the Designer for my Next Book on Spiritual Lampoons?

I’m close to finishing a book called Spiritual Lampoons, a humorous look at spirituality, that will be published some time in 2024. Would you like to be the designer for that book? If you or someone you know might be interested, pls. contact me at

(845) 664-1883 or by email at successeaerobics@aol.com.

Syndicated “Life 101” Column

 

The column below ran in syndication in a variety of wellness publications, including Together Arizona http://www.togetheraz.com/

Focus on the Actions, not their Fruits

“You have the right to work, but never to the fruit of work. You should never engage in action for the sake of reward, nor should you long for inaction. Perform work in this world, Arjuna, as a man established within himself—without selfish attachments, and alike in success and defeat. For yoga is perfect evenness of mind.”

—Krishna in The Bhagavad-Gita, chapter 2, verses 47-48

        Yoga is much, much more than some bending and stretching on a mat in your Yoga class twice a week. Yoga (Union) is a spiritual transformational method that involves uniting your individual mind with the Universal Consciousness. This also involves a shift in how you see whatever it is that you do and what results from it.

        This message from Krishna (the world’s first Yoga teacher) quoted above, was driven home deeply to me during my recent one-week teaching tour of the Atlantic coast between my two offices–in the mountains of New York and the ocean in south Florida.

        I arrived in Raleigh, North Carolina, at a holistic center that’s repeatedly produced nice classes for me. But on this night, their mailing list had already been “workshopped out,” and I walked into a small turnout. Very small would be more accurate: One solitary soul had shown up.

        I could have easily cancelled the class—the woman in attendance asked if I wanted to, as did the Center’s director. I could have easily gone to the movies instead, but an inner voice told me to stay. I wasn’t sure why at the time, but I sure figured it out by the time the class had come to an end.

        My lone student learned a great deal in her workshop on relationships that was more like a private session. A two-hour private coaching session fetches $330; she got hers for a tenth of that.

        My job that night was to show up and teach and, as a result, she learned many things that she desperately needed to know about how important boundaries, self-esteem and self-love are in creating enriched relationships. For that, she thanked me profusely that night, as well as on the following day on the phone. I doubt that the guy who cleans up the popcorn and the gunk from the floor of the local cineplex would have been so effusive to me had I gone to the movies.

        What I realized ever more deeply that night was that my job is to show up, whether it’s for one person, as in that class, or for one thousand people, as occurred just two weeks later when I delivered the keynote address at a convention in Atlanta. When you’re a teacher and a coach, as I am, you teach and you coach. The Universe takes care of the results of the actions of teaching and coaching. That was a great Life 101 lesson for me. It’s also a great lesson for you, no matter what you do, whether it’s in selling products or services, sharing time with your loved ones or hanging out with your friends.

        Oh, and about the Universe taking care of the fruits of actions…the following night, I received an email from a good pal of mine in Australia. In it, he invited my wife and me to be guests of his and his family on a two-week Caribbean cruise on a private 192-foot yacht that he was going to charter a few months later. Since my job is to show up, I did just that on the luxury liner even though there was only a few people on board, just like I showed up for a class for one.

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Class Schedule: Zoom & In-Person

In-Person

Florida

Sunday July 2 in Deerfield Beach for “Awaken Your Inner Superhero,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

 

Zoom

Wednesday June 21, 9 pm, Eastern

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84216372459?pwd=WDNBeDdaRnNWQ0hOMlpQdkxGRkI0QT09

Meeting ID 842 1637 2459

Passcode 694137

Thursday July 17, @ 9 PM

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83931705644?pwd=dWhFT2VaTW5Jb1l4TUUzUVMyVUJZQT09

Meeting ID . 839 3170 5644

Passcode. 158196

Thursday August 17 @ 9 PM

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83464351431?pwd=OThWcml1WGdxcW0xQ1VYSjBpQlNjUT09 

Meeting ID 834 6435 1431

Passcode 898190

Thursday September 28 @ 9 PM

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83033832983?pwd=Tm5YTFBIZjIxbENjdlVMcUJKanl2dz09

Meeting ID. 830 3383 2983

Passcode. 814980

In-Person

Florida

Sunday July 2 in Deerfield Beach for “Awaken Your Inner Superhero,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

Sunday August 6 in Deerfield Beach for “The Yoga of Oz,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free.  For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

New York

Tuesday Sept. 5, for “How to Overcome Procrastination Now,” with Coach Cary Bayer (www.carybayer.com), author of How to Overcome Procrastination Now, at the Alice Desmond Center for Community Enrichment at 6 Albany Post Rd., Newburgh, from 1-3 PM. Investment: Resident: $15, Non-Resident: $20 .Contact: (845) 565-1326

townofnewburgh.recdesk.com

 

Monday Sept. 11 for “Zen Teachings of Cats & Dogs,” with Coach Cary Bayer (www.carybayer.com), author of Zen Teachings of Cats & Dogs, at the Alice Desmond Center for Community Enrichment at 6 Albany Post Rd., Newburgh, from 10 AM–Noon. Investment: Resident: $15, Non-Resident: $20. Contact: (845) 565-1326

townofnewburgh.recdesk.com

Thursday Sept. 21 for “How to be at Peace with Anyone,” with Coach Cary Bayer (www.carybayer.com), author of Relationships 101, at the Alice Desmond Center for Community Enrichment at 6 Albany Post Rd., Newburgh, from 1–3 PM. Investment: Resident: $15, Non-Resident: $20. Contact: (845) 565-1326

townofnewburgh.recdesk.com

 

Thursday Sept. 28 for “Beatles Yoga,” with Coach Cary Bayer (www.carybayer.com), author of Beatles Yoga, at the Alice Desmond Center for Community Enrichment at 6 Albany Post Rd., Newburgh, from 10 AM–Noon. Investment: Resident: $15, Non-Resident: $20. Contact: (845) 565-1326 townofnewburgh.recdesk.com

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When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a life coach, a meditation teacher, and the writer of books for others. If you inspire someone to become a client of mine for coaching or book writing, or a meditation student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the fee that that person begins with me at. That could easily mean a check for you of $110 or $70 for coaching, and for $45 for meditation. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.” My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?

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SUMMER ’23 MEDITATION NEWS

Cary’s Summer 23 meditation newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/newsletter-meditation.html

SUMMER ’23

MEDITATION NEWS

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“The purpose of Creation is the expansion of happiness.”—Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
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CONTENTS

2 Zoom Webinars–on Christ and Whitman; Free Advanced Meditation Classes; Summer Meditation Retreats; Advanced Techniques Available; Living Room Lectures; Article: “;” Schedule of Classes; Testimonial; Meditation Available by Zoom; Want to Make Money from Meditation?

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HEAVEN ON EARTH UNIVERSITY PRESENTS

A pair of 2-part webinars

  1. “WALT WHITMAN: POET OF ENLIGHTENMENT”

July 13 & 20

8:15–95 PM Eastern

Awakened to the Transcendent Self within and inspired by the writings of the Transcendentalists, Walt Whitman had powerful glimpses of the One Spirit that pervades the universe. This awareness, coupled with his love of “comrades,” enabled his poetry to be, as one critic dubbed it, “a remarkable mixture of the Bhagavad Gita and the New York Herald.” His poetic chants of direct expressions of the higher Self can awaken it in you because he and you share that level of Being.

  Cary Bayer, who wrote his Masters thesis on Whitman at Maharishi International University, is the author of Walt Whitman: Poet of Enlightenment. He taught Transcendental Meditation for more than three decades before developing Higher Self Healing Meditation in 2010. 

Cost: $50, if paid for by July 1, $60 after. You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me). You’ll receive the Zoom logistics upon registration.

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“A COSMIC LOOK AT CHRIST”

A 2-part Zoom Webinar

Thursday June 15 & 22

8:15–9:45 PM Eastern

 This webinar provides practical methods culled from 40 years of ecumenical readings, personal study, and especially direct spiritual experience, to assist people to transform that part of their lives that might be termed “ritual” into spiritual. In other words, to embody the teachings of Christ to a much greater extent. From a much more expanded point of view, we’ll cover the topics below:

* Innocence

* Kingdom of Heaven

* Forgiveness

* Being born again

* Renewal of the mind

* Miracles

Cary Bayer, who has taught three different workshops on Christ, is the author of Meditations on Christ.

Cost: $60. You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaeobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me). You’ll receive the Zoom logistics upon registration.

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Advanced Monthly Meditation Webinars

The advanced meditation webinars, held for those who meditate, start with me opening the “floor” to questions about your meditation practice and/or understanding of the path of evolution of consciousness. Then, I’ll do a group meditation check. After that, I’ll direct you to a link for a talk by Maharishi, which each meditator can play on his or her computer. Lastly, I’ll take questions, and lead a discussion about the video.

Below are the Zoom links, meeting IDs and passwords. The upcoming schedule all in eastern time follows below:

 

Wednesday June 21 @ 7:30 PM

“A Gift of Bliss,” 14:47

https://maharishi-ebooks.com/MMYSatChitAnanda/index.html

8/28/70 Humboldt, CA

 Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84216372459?pwd=WDNBeDdaRnNWQ0hOMlpQdkxGRkI0QT09

Meeting ID 842 1637 2459

Passcode 694137

Thursday July 27 @ 7:30 PM

“Can We Reach Cosmic Consciousness in this Lifetime?” 9 minutes

La Antilla, Spain, January 1973

https://maharishi-ebooks.com/MMYCCinthisLifetime/index.html

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83931705644?pwd=dWhFT2VaTW5Jb1l4TUUzUVMyVUJZQT09

Meeting ID . 839 3170 5644

Passcode. 158196

Thursday August 17 @ 7:30 PM

“The Knowledge of Life”

Aug. ’70, 12 minutes, Humboldt CA

https://maharishi-ebooks.com/MMYKnowledgeofLife/index.html

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83464351431?pwd=OThWcml1WGdxcW0xQ1VYSjBpQlNjUT09 

Meeting ID 834 6435 1431

Passcode 898190

Thursday September 14 @ 7:30 PM

“Grace, Bliss,Ecstasy,” 20:03

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s59-WS2xIrs

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83464351431?pwd=OThWcml1WGdxcW0xQ1VYSjBpQlNjUT09

Meeting ID. 834 6435 1431

Passcode 898190

Remote Meditation Retreats

The schedule for the next full-day rejuvenating deeply relaxing Zoom remote retreats are listed below:

Zoom logistics available upon registration.

Saturday June 24

From 9:30 AM–5:30 PM;

Contact: Cary (845) 664-1883

Investment: $75

For those who take the retreat logistics will be available upon registration.

Saturday July 29

From 9:30 AM–5:30 PM;

Contact: Cary (845) 664-1883

Investment: $85

For those who take the retreat logistics will be available upon registration

Friday September 29

New Paltz, NY

From 9:30 AM–5:30 2PM;

Contact: Cary (845) 664-1883

Investment: $85

For those who take the retreat logistics will be available upon registration.

Testimonial on Advanced Techniques

The advanced technique has brought me into deeper and more profound experiences where I become much more aware of colors that tie into my chakras and become aware of a state of consciousness where I have no thoughts for extended periods along with no mantra and I am just aware of feelings of bliss and joy tied into the colors expanding into my awareness.

–Justin McCarthy, Senior VP, Loan Review Manager, Miami, FL

Living Room Lectures

Sometimes the environment we hear something in can make the world of difference with regard to how we react to it. Meditation is no different. Toward that end, I enjoy giving free talks on meditation in the living rooms of meditators. If you’d like to share the benefits you’re enjoying from meditation with your family, friends, and co-workers, let me know and I’d be happy to set up an hour-long introduction to the benefits of meditation and explain to those present how it works and how it differs from other programs of personal growth. To set up a living room lecture, just give me a call at (845) 664-1883.

Article: Car Crashes, Meditation, &

Grace Under Pressure

        If you’re ever in a car crash, and you’ve called the police and your

insurance company, and exchanged licenses and insurance cards with the other motorist, you’ll find yourself waiting for police to arrive. Meditating in your car until they show can release some of the trauma you’ve been through, and can keep your mind clear for the questions you’ll soon need to answer.

  The driver who minds his own business and is then rear-ended by a motorist who isn’t paying proper attention can easily be consumed with anger. But anger can’t possibly change such circumstances; meditation, however, can change the reaction to those circumstances. Meditation can also help you tap into the Zone, that delightful “grace under pressure” presence of mind that effortlessly enables you to do precisely what you need to do under difficult conditions. This is what happened to me a number of years ago, making sure that everyone affected by the accident was okay, and to a make the proper calls and information exchanges. Anger provides an understandable release; compassion and grace under pressure provide understanding.

  I was cruising down I-95, after teaching at a Unity church near Annapolis. I was to give a meditation lecture in northern Virginia, and my GPS informed me that I’d arrive in time to meditate and eat. Traffic was moderately heavy on I-95 and, all of a sudden, the traffic pattern had necessitated a full stop on the highway. I saw the car in front of me suddenly break, so I did the same. The motorist behind me, unfortunately, didn’t—or didn’t in time–and he crashed into me at a pretty high speed. I suffered injuries to my back, neck, shoulder, and arm, and my beloved new Prius was taken to the auto hospital for a month of ICU that totaled some $8,300. 

  With the delay caused by the accident, the towing of my car, the rental of a new car, there was no way that I could arrive on time to give my meditation talk.  I called the producer, who called the registered people; half of them were able to make it an hour and a half later. I gave the talk on the Higher Self Healing Meditation that I founded in 2010 after teaching Transcendental Meditation to hundreds of people for three decades. I told them that grace under pressure is a sign of a high state of consciousness, and their higher Selves awaken through the regular practice of the meditation that I was describing. Half the people signed up to learn and they’re now cruising on the highway of their evolution. It’s smooth sailing for them, but, if they’re suddenly rear-ended or blind-sided by cars or other events, they now have a tool that will keep their nervous systems fresh as a daisy. And that will allow them to act like their teacher before them; namely, with grace under pressure, with their higher Selves awake in crisis, rather than their lower selves reacting in anger.

 

Schedule of Classes: Zoom & In-Person

Zoom

Wednesday June 21, 9 pm, Eastern

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84216372459?pwd=WDNBeDdaRnNWQ0hOMlpQdkxGRkI0QT09

Meeting ID 842 1637 2459

Passcode 694137

Thursday July 17, @ 9 PM

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83931705644?pwd=dWhFT2VaTW5Jb1l4TUUzUVMyVUJZQT09

Meeting ID . 839 3170 5644

Passcode. 158196

Thursday August 17 @ 9 PM

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83464351431?pwd=OThWcml1WGdxcW0xQ1VYSjBpQlNjUT09 

Meeting ID 834 6435 1431

Passcode 898190

Thursday September 28 @ 9 PM

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83033832983?pwd=Tm5YTFBIZjIxbENjdlVMcUJKanl2dz09

Meeting ID. 830 3383 2983

Passcode. 814980

In-Person

Sunday July 2 in Deerfield Beach for “Awaken Your Inner Superhero,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

Sunday August 6 in Deerfield Beach for “The Yoga of Oz,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free.  For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

Quote of the Month

“[Transcendental] consciousness, … the state of absolute bliss, is the goal of all desires in life. Desires arise from a particular want, from a lack of happiness; the mind is ever seeking a field of greater happiness. Thus desires are always flowing toward eternal bliss-consciousness, as rivers to the ocean.Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

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“When I began Higher Self Healing Meditation I was smoking 5 packs of cigarettes a week. Within 3 weeks, I had completely stopped smoking.”

–Edgar Perez, Bus Aide, Albany, NY

Meditation Training Available by Zoom
When I taught Transcendental Meditation for several decades, I could only teach it in person. But since founding Higher Self Healing Meditation in 2010, I’m happy to say that the training is now available from a distance if you have a webcam on your computer. Let me know if you’d like to take advantage of this valuable stress-reducing method, even if you live far from my homes in upstate New York and south Florida.

Want to Make Money from Meditation?

 

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I also give you 20 percent of the revenues for any meditation course that you produce or sponsor for me. Sponsoring means finding a time and space for the free introductory lecture and the three days of hour-and-a half classes—it could be your own living room, if you like—and it can also be held on the Internet as a webinar.  I would email you a flyer for the lecture, which you’d then email to the people in your life.  If five people learn to meditate, for example, you would enjoy $500 for your work.

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The Comic & the Cosmic Spring 23

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Some of you on my general, meditation, and massage therapist mailing lists have asked me, “Hey, Cary, what’s with these emails about humor and comedy publications?”

The answer is really a simple one: not only am I interested in teaching people to gain higher consciousness through meditation and life coaching. I’m also interested in helping people create lighter hearts with humor. At left are some of those literary efforts.

In my 20s I began teaching meditation and also writing humor professionally for the National Lampoon and Playboy, creating humor books, working on national parodies of the Wall Street Journal and Rolling Stone, writing jokes for radio disc jockeys, and serving as a screenwriter on a motion picture comedy that got prodeuced.

I call these two passions the cosmic and the comic. And now that I’m no longer in my 20s, I’m writing a lot about the integration of these two realities, cosmic and comic. Exploring such matters as the laughing Buddha; the Vedic concept of Lila (Cosmic Play); and divine comedy.

So in that vein, here are some of my humor writing to brighten your day. As they say, “Laughter is the best medicine.” They make great gifts for Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, and for You Day.

At the link below you’ll find my one full-length humor book on our most recent ex-president, as well as 22 mini-books that range in length from 46 to 110 pages, and in price from $10 to $14. And run the gamut from publications on such Ps as politics, psychology, and philosophy; Ses like spirituality, sports, superheroes and show biz; and Ms like Marx Brothers.

Take a peek or a peek-a-boo. You will come away refreshed and happier. For as the Japanese proverb goes, “Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.”

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“Everyone who will can hear the Voice. It is within everyone, but like everything else, it requires previous and definite preparation.”

–Mahatma Gandhi

 

CONTENTS

2-part webinars on Whitman, Christ, and the Purpose of Life;” 3 New Humor Mini-Books Published on Philosophy & Science, Superheroes, and Baseball; Huge Sales on Prosperity Aerobics and Breakthrough Coaching books; Free Coaching; Big Book Sale; Affirmations; Quote of the Month; Breakthroughs; The Cosmic and Comic; Factoid; Testimonial about Coaching; Column: “The Bank Vault: Multi-Accounts Saving;” Schedule of Classes; Face to Face to Facebook; Referral Fees; Products

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HEAVEN ON EARTH UNIVERSITY PRESENTS

A Series of 3 different 2-part Zoom seminars

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  1. “WALT WHITMAN: POET OF ENLIGHTENMENT”

April 13 & 20

8:15–9:45 PM Eastern

    Awakened to the divanscendent Self within and inspired by the writings of the divanscendentalists, Walt Whitman had powerful glimpses of the One Spirit that pervades the universe. This awareness, coupled with his love of “comrades,” enabled his poedivy to be, as one critic dubbed it, “a remarkable mixture of the Bhagavad Gita and the New York Herald.” His poetic chants of direct expressions of the higher Self can awaken it in you because he and you share that level of Being.

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    Cary Bayer, who wrote his Masters thesis on Whitman at Maharishi International University, is the author of Walt Whitman: Poet of Enlightenment. He taught divanscendental Meditation for more than three decades before developing Higher Self Healing Meditation in 2010. 

Cost: $50, if paid for by April 3, $60 after. You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me). You’ll receive the Zoom logistics upon regisdivation.

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“DISCOVER WHY YOU’RE HERE”

A 2-Part Zoom Webinar

Wednesday May 10 & 17

8:15–9:45 PM Eastern

    What college student hasn’t pondered the existential question, “Why am I here?” Others have asked, “Who am I?” Pilate asked Jesus, “What is divuth?” All of these questions are answered profoundly in the 2-part Zoom workshop, “Discover Why You’re Here.”

    It looks at 4 areas of your life:

  * Spiritual

  * Career

  * Relationships

  *Planetary condivibutions.

 

This webinar will enable you to come away with a much clearer and

deeper understanding of why you’re in your body on this planet at this time.

Cost: $50, if paid for by April 30, $60 after. You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me). You’ll receive the Zoom logistics upon regisdivation.

“A COSMIC LOOK AT CHRIST”

A 2-part Zoom Webinar

Thursday June 15 & 22

8:15–9:45 PM Eastern

    This webinar provides practical methods culled from 40 years of ecumenical readings, personal study, and especially direct spiritual experience, to assist people to divansform that part of their lives that might be termed “ritual” into spiritual. In other words, to embody the teachings of Christ to a much greater extent. From a much more expanded point of view, we’ll cover the topics below:

* Innocence

* Kingdom of Heaven

* Forgiveness

* Being born again

* Renewal of the mind

* Miracles

Cary Bayer is the author of Meditations on Christ.

Cost: $50, if paid for by June 5, $60 after. You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me). You’ll receive the Zoom logistics upon regisdivation.

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THE JOYS OF LAUGHTER

Fresh out of the printer’s oven are my three new humor mini-books, Philosophy & Science Satires, Superhero Super Humor, and From Play Ball to Have a Ball: Exdiva Innings of Baseball Humor.

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PHILOSOPHY & SCIENCE SATIRES

Philosophers and scientists might have your eyes glazing over with all of their logic and theories. But Philosophy & Science Satires, the funny mini-book, will have your eyes crying with tears of laughter.

Chapters include:

”Philosophers on Taking out the divash”

“The Philosopher’s Scone: The Menu”

“QAnon Philosophy Karaoke”

“Sdiving & Percussion Theory”

“Occam’s Razor & Shaving Cream”

and 3 others.

The 65-page mini-book is available for $12 plus $3.99 for S&H here https://www.carybayer.com/product/philosophy-science-satires

or on pay pal for $15.99, payable to successaerobics@aol.com

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SUPERHERO SUPER HUMOR

A mask, a secret identity, and so much crime fighting make a superhero a dull boy. Enter Superhero Super Humor, half a dozen satires of superheroes that will make you laugh and make costumed crime fighters laugh even hard er, so hard that they wet their spandex.

Chapters include:

“Batman & Robin Williams”

“Dear Superman”

“Superhero Short Flights”

“Stoner Superheroes”

and 2 more.

The 60-page mini-book is available for $12 plus $3.99 for S&H here https://www.carybayer.com/product/superhero-super-humoror on pay pal for $15.99, payable to successaerobics@aol.com

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FROM PLAY BALL TO HAVE A BALL:

EXdivA INNINGS OF BASEBALL HUMOR

Baseball may still be the national pastime, but so too is laughter. Now in From Play Ball to Have a Ball: Exdiva Innings of Baseball Humor, you can have both under one cover.

Chapters include:

“Sotheby’s Aaron Judge Auction”

“20,000 Baseball Leagues Under the Sea”

“They’s on First,” a Personal Pronoun Parody of Abbott & Costello’s ‘Who’s on First?’”

“The Plate-Throwing Pitcher,” a look at Donald divump’s fire-balling plate-tossing arm

and 7 others.

The 77-page-mini-book sells for $12.50 plus $3.99 for S&H here https://www.carybayer.com/product/from-play-ball-to-have-a-ball-exdiva-innings-of-baseball-humoror on pay pal for $16.49, payable to successaerobics@aol.com

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40% Off Sale on Prosperity Aerobics

As Spring signifies a rebirth of life, I’d like to have a 40% off sale on the book that birthed my writing and publishing career. Namely, the Prosperity Aerobics. I refer to it as an Inner workout for success. It’s a daily program to creates greater success and prosperity. Programs for beginners, intermediate and advanced levels.

50% Off Sale: Breakthrough Coaching & Ebooks

My recent book, Breakthrough Coaching, provides tips on how to empower your life in so many ways. In 40 chapters, the founder of Breakthrough Coaching, who’s been working as a full-time life coach since 2001, offers out-of-the-box coaching to create a variety of breakthroughs in different parts of your life. The 169-page volume includes such chapters as “Physical Check-Ups and Metaphysical Check-Ups;” “Coaching to find a Husband;” “The Peace & Freedom Beyond Complaining;” “Sex & Money;” and “Restless Soul Syndrome,” among others.

While supplies last, I’m offering the book for 50 percent off. It has an imperfect spine, in which the title of the book is blank but is on the back cover instead. The cost is normally $20, plus $3.50 in shipping & handling, but is on sale for just $10 plus S&H through June 30. To take advantage of the discount, call me at (845) 664-1883 or email me at

successaerobics@aol.com.

The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call or email.

I’m also running a 50% off sale on all my ebooks. The 5 mini-ebooks on joy and the 11 for massage therapists will be available for only $5, while ebooks of my full-length book Relationships 101 will be only $8.50, and The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture will be only $10. Naturally, there’s no shipping and handling charge. The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call (845-664-1883) or email me at successaerobics@aol.com.

Affirmation

Here is an affirmation from my series on procrastination, success, relationships, communication, and the inner journey, which are available in five ebooks and three CDs.

I can be brave even when I’m scared. Follow Your Yellow Brick Road: Provisions for your Inner Journey, http://carybayer.com/the-affirmations-series.html

“Wisdom” of the Experts

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication.”–Western Union internal memo, 1876

Quote of the Month

Dharma

““Always be a first rate of yourself instead of a second-rate version of someone else.”

—Judy Garland“

Breakthrough

The James Webb Space Telescope, developed last year, is perched hundreds of thousands of miles beyond the Hubble device, enabling it to see deep into the fields of forming stars. It can also see 13 billion years in the past to ancient galaxies.

The Cosmic & The Comic

 (If Enlightenment) “could become more universal, the pretentious nonsense which passes for the serious business of the world would dissolve in laughter.”—Alan Watts

Factoid

A shrimp’s heart is in its head.

Free Coaching

To celebrate winter, I’m offering a complimentary half-hour coaching session for the first person who contacts me by phone (845-664-1883), or by email at successaerobics@aol.com who wants to have some breakthroughs in life. It’s my way of giving thanks for the great life I’m blessed to live. There are 4 resdivictions, so please read them carefully:

  1. You haven’t already received a free coaching session from me.
  2. You’re not currently involved in a series of coaching sessions with me.
  3. You book the session within three days of winning, so if you call or email, check my response and respond in time. If you forget to do this, someone on the waiting list will take your place, as happens from time to time.
  4. You take the session before April 15.

Testimonial on Coaching

“Cary Bayer is wise, competent, and caring.”–Todd Puntolillo, Pordivait Artist, Pompano Beach, FL

Are you the Designer for my Next Book on Spiritual Lampoons?

I’m close to finishing a book called Spiritual Lampoons, a humorous look at spirituality, that will be published some time in 2023. Would you like to be the designer for that book? If you or someone you know might be interested, pls. contact me at

(845) 664-1883 or by email at successeaerobics@aol.com.

Syndicated “Life 101” Column

 

The column below ran in syndication in a variety of wellness publications, including Together Arizona http://www.togetheraz.com/

FROM MELODRAMA TO MELLOW DHARMA

 

‘Then it’s Drama, Drama, Drama, instead of Rama, Rama, Rama.—Ram Dass

 

        Rama is an Indian name for the divine.  When you do what you love for a living you’re more in tune with the Universe and its divine aspects. When you don’t do what you love for a living, in part because you’re disconnected from the highest in you, it stands to reason you’re not going to be as happy as those whose work feels like play.  The work that such people do, I’ve long referred to not as a livelihood, but a lovelihood.

        Anecdotally, I’ve seen far more absenteeism in the workplace among employees than I have among the many endivepreneurs I’ve come to know in my three decades of self-employment. This isn’t surprising. My conclusion: when you don’t like what you do for 40 hours or more per week it’s easy to get sick to your stomach having to do 10 commutes to a job you barely tolerate, and then spend most of your day doing work there that either bores you or downright depresses you. The entire ordeal can easily weaken your immune system, making it more susceptible to invading germs and viruses. Nobody likes getting sick, but the 40-year-old worker, much like the 10-year-old student he was three decades before, doesn’t mind missing days of work like he missed days of school. It’s a price an adolescent would pay to miss class, it’s also a price an adult would pay to miss work.

        On the other hand, doing what you love for money makes you happier than doing what you dislike for a living, which most likely sdivengthens your immune system. Who has time to get sick when there’s so much enjoyable work to do? If Aesop were analyzing this phenomenon he might have created a fable for it and most certainly a moral as well. It might be: jobs you don’t like your body doesn’t like either. And work you love your body loves, too.

So how does work you don’t like affect you mentally and emotionally, and, correspondingly, what’s the influence of dharma on your mind and heart? We’re not yet evolved enough as a culture to simply google such statistics because, while we do have a bureau of Labor Statistics, we don’t yet have a Bureau of Happiness Index like the Asian nation of Bhutan. This small coundivy of just under three quarters of a million people has 33 indicators for happiness over nine domains: psychological wellbeing, health, education, time use, cultural diversity and resilience, good governance, community vitality, ecological diversity and resilience, and living standards.

        Once again anecdotally, I’ve met quite a large number of people who don’t like their jobs, who–perhaps as a result?–create an awful lot of drama in their lives. I think of them as melodrama junkies, because, like characters in soap operas, they so often find themselves in weird financial and emotional scrapes and unpleasant relationships. 

        While I’m not suggesting that all those who do the work they love—who rate high on the dharma scale, if such a chart existed–are free of melodrama. But my experience of such people is that they tend more toward mellow than melo-drama. More toward joy than oy. And more toward fun than funk.

        If the dharma that they practice is their spiritual dharma, in addition to their career dharma, and they’re growing toward enlightenment, then they tend to enjoy an even greater score in the areas of mellow, joy, and fun than job haters do. And they also tally a much lower rating in the areas of melodrama, oy, and funk than those who have to force themselves out of bed every weekday to their jobs.

        Those pursuing their dharma spiritually enjoy a more mellow state of being than job haters because the higher Self within, that cendival core of their inner Being, is a realm of pure peace, infinite consciousness, and bliss. Consequently, mellow predominates over melodrama.

        And so I conclude with a simple question: Would you rather be a drama queen or a king of comedy? You make the choice.

Class Schedule: Zoom & In-Person

In-Person

Florida

Sunday March 26 in Coral Springs for “Beatles Yoga,” at Spiritual Journey, at 7420 Wiles Rd., from 2–4:30 PM. Investment: $30 must be paid by March 24. For more information, call (954) 752-2329 or register online at www.spiritualjourneyweb.com

Sunday March 26 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.

 

Sunday April 2 in Deerfield Beach for “The Comic & the Cosmic,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

Sunday April 30 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.

Sunday May 14 in Deerfield Beach for “Discover Why You’re Here,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

Sunday June 4 in Deerfield Beach for “A Cosmic Look at Christ,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

Sunday June 4 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.

Sunday July 2 in Deerfield Beach for “Awaken Your Inner Superhero,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

 

Zoom

Wednesday March 29, 9 pm, Eastern

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,”

Zoom logistics

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Meeting ID 880 0887 6493

Passcode  809695

Wednesday April 26, 9 pm, Eastern

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,”

Zoom logistics

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Meeting ID 834 0987 4876

Passcode 356894

Wednesday May 24, 9 pm, Eastern

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,”

Zoom logistics

 https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82264694202?pwd=TkQ0N3Nub2toYzBNdUlqYkdDckowUT09

Meeting ID 822 6469 4202

Passcode 876105

Wednesday June 21, 9 pm, Eastern

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,”

Zoom logistics

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84216372459?pwd=WDNBeDdaRnNWQ0hOMlpQdkxGRkI0QT09

Meeting ID 842 1637 2459

Passcode 694137

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When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a life coach, a meditation teacher, and the writer of books for others. If you inspire someone to become a client of mine for coaching or book writing, or a meditation student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the fee that that person begins with me at. That could easily mean a check for you of $110 or $70 for coaching, and for $45 for meditation. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.” My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?

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BREAKTHROUGH NEWS WINTER ’23

Cary’s Winter ’23 newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/newsletter.html

BREAKTHROUGH NEWS

WINTER ’23

 “Everyone who will can hear the Voice. It is within everyone, but like everything else, it requires previous and definite preparation.”
–Mahatma Gandhi 

CONTENTS

Webinar on Broadway Songs of Higher Consciousness; 3 New Humor Mini-Books Published on Psychology, Politics, & Literature; Huge Sales on Prosperity Aerobics and Breakthrough Coaching books; Free Coaching; Big Book Sale; Affirmations; Quote of the Month; Breakthroughs; The Cosmic and Comic; Factoid; Testimonial about Coaching; Column: “The Bank Vault: Multi-Accounts Saving;” Schedule of Classes; Face to Face to Facebook; Referral Fees; Products

Our office will be closed from December 24 through January 2.

Happy holidays and happy new year

HEAVEN ON EARTH UNIVERSITY PRESENTS

“BROADWAY YOGA:

 

THEATER SONGS OF HIGHER CONSCIOUSNESS”

 

With Coach Cary Bayer, Founder, Higher Self Healing Meditation & Author, The Power of Positive Singing: Higher Consciousness in Musical Theater

 

A 3-part Zoom Class

 

Thursdays January 12, 19 & 26 8:30—9:30 PM Eastern

 

 

    The great Broadway composers and lyricists have been writing songs about life lived in a kind of enlightenment since the beginning of musical theater. Rodgers & Hammerstein, Sondheim, Porter, Bernstein, Lerner–Tin Pan Alley’s gods–have been penning anthems about awakening to a life lived in the rarefied air of the gods.

     The wisdom of Yoga, which so clearly outlines higher states of consciousness, helps us see these songs in a brighter light, as pointing to that inner freedom. This 3-part webinar will examine a number of these Broadway classics and Hollywood musicals, analyze their lyrics, listen to their melodies, and come to understand them as pointing to the liberated life that can develop through techniques for spiritual awakening.

    The program will be conducted as follows.

1.   Awakening Consciousness

Featuring songs by Sondheim, Styne, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Lerner, Arlen, Kern, Kander & Ebb, and Anthony Newley.

2. Pure Imagination & Animation Yoga: The Wonderful World

of Disney Music

Featuring songs from 11 Broadway shows and animated movies, including Pinocchio, Cinderella, The Lion King, Aladdin, and Frozen, among others.

3.   Cole Porter, the Angels, & the Gods

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   Cary Bayer, who taught Transcendental Meditation for three decades and trained dozens of its teachers before developing Higher Self Healing Meditation in 2010, will draw from his book The Power of Positive Singing Higher Consciousness in Musical Theater to sift out the jewels of insight from the great lyricists of the Great White Way that will have you naturally whistling a happy tune and accentuating the positive in your daily life.

    Cost: $50, if paid for by December 23, $60 after.

    You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me).

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Fresh out of the printer’s oven is my new humor mini-book, Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof & Other Literary Lampoons.

If you like fiction and you like to laugh then you will love these satires of well-known pieces of literature.  Nine hilarious pieces grace this mini-book, including send-ups of Salinger, Shakespeare, Tennessee Williams, Lewis Carroll, and Robert Louis Stevenson, etc.

Chapters include:

“The Strange Case of Dr. Fauci & Mr. Trump”

“The Catcher in the Pumpernickel”

“Aliceandra’s Adventures in MAGALand”

“Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof”

and 5 others.

The 108-page mini-book is available for $14 plus $3.99 for S&H here https://www.carybayer.com/product/fiddler-on-a-hot-tin-roof-other-literary-lampoons

or on pay pal for $17.99, payable to successaerobics@aol.com

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In America’s long tradition of political satire from Twain and Rogers to Baker and Buchwald, comes Political Lampoons.  Twelve hilarious pieces grace this mini-book.

Chapters include:

“Test Your IQAnon”

“Heschel Walker Opens Door for Other Fictional Characters”

“UnCommon Sense: Your Political Gossip Column Since 1794”

“How to Tell if You’re a Republican: The Quiz”

“Fox News’ Political Perfumes”

“Hamlet, The Undecided Voter”

“QAnon College Course Catalogue”

and 6 others.

The 81-page mini-book is available for $13 plus $3.99 for S&H here or on pay pal for $16.99, payable to successaerobics@aol.com

Freud may have made psychology a serious field of study, but Psychology Satires definitely makes it a field rich with humor.  Nine comic pieces send up a field that is all too much with us.

Chapters include:

“Freud for Dummies”

“QAnon College Psychology Lccture”

“Post Camera Stress Disorder”

“Ex-Reality TV Support Group”

and 5 others.

The 62 page-mini-book sells for $12 plus $3.99 for S&H here or on pay pal for $15.99, payable to successaerobics@aol.com

Cover Fiddler
Psychology Satires

40% Off Sale on Prosperity Aerobics

As Spring signifies a rebirth of life, I’d like to have a 40% off sale on the book that birthed my writing and publishing career. Namely, the Prosperity Aerobics. I refer to it as an Inner workout for success. It’s a daily program to creates greater success and prosperity. Programs for beginners, intermediate and advanced levels.

50% Off Sale: Breakthrough Coaching & Ebooks

My recent book, Breakthrough Coaching, provides tips on how to empower your life in so many ways. In 40 chapters, the founder of Breakthrough Coaching, who’s been working as a full-time life coach since 2001, offers out-of-the-box coaching to create a variety of breakthroughs in different parts of your life. The 169-page volume includes such chapters as “Physical Check-Ups and Metaphysical Check-Ups;” “Coaching to find a Husband;” “The Peace & Freedom Beyond Complaining;” “Sex & Money;” and “Restless Soul Syndrome,” among others.

While supplies last, I’m offering the book for 50 percent off. It has an imperfect spine, in which the title of the book is blank but is on the back cover instead. The cost is normally $20, plus $3.50 in shipping & handling, but is on sale for just $10 plus S&H through March 31. To take advantage of the discount, call me at (845) 664-1883 or email me at

successaerobics@aol.com.

The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call or email.

I’m also running a 50% off sale on all my ebooks. The 5 mini-ebooks on joy and the 11 for massage therapists will be available for only $5, while ebooks of my full-length book Relationships 101 will be only $8.50, and The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture will be only $10. Naturally, there’s no shipping and handling charge. The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call (845-664-1883) or email me at successaerobics@aol.com.

Affirmation
Here is an affirmation from my series on procrastination, success, relationships, communication, and the inner journey, which are available in five ebooks and three CDs.
”My courage continuously surprises me.” Follow Your Yellow Brick Road: Provisions for your Inner Journey, http://carybayer.com/the-affirmations-series.html

“Wisdom” of the Experts

“Everyone’s always asking me when Apple will come out with a cell phone. My answer is, ‘Probably never.'” — David Pogue, technology writer, The New York Times, 2006

Quote of the Month

Dharma

“To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells that you ought to prefer, is to have kept your soul alive.”—Robert Louis Stevenson

Breakthrough

This fall, NASA smashed the DART spacecraft, into an asteroid and successfully knocked the Dimorphos asteroid off its course. This suggests that we can change the course of future asteroids and protect our planet from an apocalyptic asteroid strike.

The Cosmic & The Comic

“Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.”—Japanese proverb

Factoid

It is impossible for most people to lick their own elbow.

Free Coaching

To celebrate winter, I’m offering a complimentary half-hour coaching session for the first person who contacts me by phone (845-664-1883), or by email at successaerobics@aol.com who wants to have some breakthroughs in life. It’s my way of giving thanks for the great life I’m blessed to live. There are 4 restrictions, so please read them carefully:

  1. You haven’t already received a free coaching session from me.
  2. You’re not currently involved in a series of coaching sessions with me.
  3. You book the session within three days of winning, so if you call or email, check my response and respond in time. If you forget to do this, someone on the waiting list will take your place, as happens from time to time.
  4. You take the session before January 15.

Testimonial on Coaching

“A consummate teacher and student of life, of wisdom, Cary continues to amaze those who have the pleasure of an interaction. They happily come away with more than expected.”

—Haley Elise, Psychic Intuitive & Spiritual Advisor, Boca Raton, FL

Are you the Designer for my Next Book on Spiritual Lampoons?
I’m close to finishing a book called Spiritual Lampoons, a humorous look at spirituality, that will be published some time in 2023. Would you like to be the designer for that book?
If you or someone you know might be interested, pls. contact me at
(845) 664-1883 or by email at successeaerobics@aol.com.

Syndicated “Life 101” Column

 

The column below ran in syndication in a variety of wellness publications, including Together Arizona http://www.togetheraz.com/

The Bank Vault: Multi-Account Saving

 

          Here are a series of exercises to perform at the bank. (Historically people have made far more money investing in the stock markets than in bank accounts or money markets, but the low rate of savings in this country suggests that one needs to learn how to walk before galloping along with a runaway bull market.) All too often, the only bank account an individual or a family has is a checking account, and the problem is that checking accounts are for spending, not saving. Electronically linking several specific savings accounts to a checking account will do wonders for your Prosperity Consciousness. 

         You might wonder why several accounts. Remember the old Christmas club account that you contributed to regularly so that by Christmas the account was well stocked to handle your holiday gift giving? Well, imagine a vacation account that works the same way. When summer comes, the money that’s needed to travel is now mysteriously there. Except there’s nothing mysterious about it–it’s just good old-fashioned discipline and making conscious choices that made it happen. You no longer have to wrestle with the guilt of taking a vacation when your kids need new clothes. The clothes account pays for clothes, the vacation account handles holidays. Keeping them separate keeps you sane and guilt-free. 

         A valuable prosperous exercise to practice monthly is to take at least 10 percent of your net income and deposit it among your various savings accounts. Each person will design a roster of accounts that best fits his needs. I once had 13 accounts for such expenses as home improvement, consumer electronics, annual income (enough money to quit your job for a year and live off the money in that account), house down payment, investing (this money goes only into the stock market), and so on. My favorite account was the Impulse Spending Account, although early on it gave me the most trouble because of my upbringing in spending carefully. This should be emptied in full in cash monthly, and don’t come home until you’ve spent it all. The idea will appeal to your inner child who wants what he wants immediately: the first thing you see that you want that costs less than the money you have, buy on the spot. No questions asked, no comparative shopping, no waiting for sales. This is great for people who compulsively overspend and incur debt regularly to get what they want–just in a disciplined way, within limits. This is perfect for those who can save but can’t spend.

          A god-send for those who like to spend but can’t save is the Financial Independence Account. Here you never remove principal but spend interest regularly. (This can also be a dividend-yielding stock, mutual fund, or index fund.) The idea is to train yourself to live off interest. Many independently wealthy people do just that, living off their dividends, but never off their principal.

Class Schedule: Zoom & In-Person

In-Person

Florida

Sunday January 8 in Deerfield Beach for “Wordsworth’s Intimations of Immortality,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

 

Saturday January 14 in Coral Springs for “Spirit & Money: Prospering by Doing what you Love,” at Spiritual Journey, at 7420 Wiles Rd., from 2—4:30 PM. Investment: $30 must be paid by January 12. For more information, call (954) 752-2329 or register online at www.spiritualjourneyweb.com

Sunday January 15 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.

 

Sunday February 5 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.

Saturday February 4 in Coral Springs for “How to be at Peace with Anyone,” at Spiritual Journey, at 7420 Wiles Rd., from10:30 AM–12:30 PM. Investment: $30 must be paid by February 2. For more information, call (954) 752-2329 or register online at www.spiritualjourneyweb.com

Sunday February 12 in Deerfield Beach for “Hermann Hesse & the Journey to the East,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

 

Sunday March 19 in Deerfield Beach for “The Comic & the Cosmic,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.

Sunday March 19 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.

 

Sunday March 26 in Coral Springs for “Beatles Yoga,” at Spiritual Journey, at 7420 Wiles Rd., from 2–4:30 PM. Investment: $30 must be paid by March 24. For more information, call (954) 752-2329 or register online at www.spiritualjourneyweb.com

Zoom

Wednesday January 11, 9 PM, Eastern

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,”

 https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88424185860?pwd=SGZSUlo1L3FnWC9SL2xXWEk2clVCUT09

Meeting ID 884 2418 5860

Passcode  417336

Wednesday February 8, 9 pm, Eastern

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,”

 https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89354110872?pwd=S0JjdzIvYTc4dGdTbmhhL3crWkdTQT09

Meeting ID 893 5411 0872

Passcode  087409

Wednesday March 29, 9 pm, Eastern

“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,”

 https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88008876493?pwd=RUdDb0diakZVcGZpaC82amhCYklQZz09

Meeting ID 880 0887 6493

Passcode  809695

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Referral Fees
When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a life coach, a meditation teacher, and the writer of books for others. If you inspire someone to become a client of mine for coaching or book writing, or a meditation student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the fee that that person begins with me at. That could easily mean a check for you of $105 or $65 for coaching, for $50 for meditation, and hundreds of dollars for book publishing. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.”
My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?
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Cary Bayer
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BREAKTHROUGH NEWS AUTUMN ’22

Cary’s Autumn ’22 newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/newsletter.html
BREAKTHROUGH NEWS
AUTUMN ’22
CBnew
Hillsboro Beach, FL 33062
(845) 664-1883
Woodstock, NY 12498
(845) 664-1883
 “Everyone who will can hear the Voice. It is within everyone, but like everything else, it requires previous and definite preparation.”
–Mahatma Gandhi 
Beatles with Maharishi
CONTENTS
New Humor Mini-Book on Entertainment Published; Huge Sales on Prosperity Aerobics and Breakthrough Coaching books; Free Coaching; Big Book Sale; Affirmations; Quote of the Month; Breakthroughs; The Cosmic and Comic; Factoid; Testimonial about Coaching; Column: “Pet Yoga: The Four-Legged Path,” Schedule of Classes; Face to Face to Facebook; Referral Fees; Products
HEAVEN ON EARTH UNIVERSITY PRESENTS
“SPIRITUALITY IN THE MOVIES”
A 3-PART ZOOM CLASS
 
OCTOBER 13, 20, 27              8:30—9:30 PM EASTERN
 
         Filmmakers have been uplifting movie goers for a century, and some times that uplifting is of a deeply spiritual nature. This 3-part Zoom series will focus on one spiritual film at a time. These include:
1.   The Wizard of Oz (1939)
2.   Star Wars (1977)
3.   Field of Dreams (1989)
In each session we will watch a variety of clips from these pictures,
and discuss their significance to our own ongoing spiritual development.
Upon regisdivation you will receive You Tube links to the clips. In these sessions, he will sprinkle the conversation with descriptions of a simple meditation technique that can enable people to contact the higher Self, awakening its peace and freedom for life.
    Cary Bayer, author of the full-length books, The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture; The Yoga of Oz: Meditations for Your Yellow Brick Road; and The Power of Positive Singing: Higher Consciousness in Musical Theater taught divanscendental Meditation for more than three decades. Then, in 2010, he developed Higher Self Healing Meditation.
    Cost: $50 when paid by October 6, $60 after.
    You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me).
* * *
HEAVEN ON EARTH UNIVERSITY PRESENTS
 
“ROCK ‘N’ ROLL YOGA:
POP LYRICS & HIGHER CONSCIOUSNESS”
A 3-PART ZOOM CLASS
 
NOVEMBER 3, 10, 17               8:30–9:30 PM EASTERN
 
In the late ‘60s and early ‘70s, a variety of folk artists and rock bands created songs that invited their listeners to go within to the divanscendent area of their being. These artists included the Beatles, the Moody Blues, Donovan, the Beach Boys, Carly Simon, Leonard Cohen, and the Incredible Sdiving Band, among others. As you hear these songs in class, they may help awaken that deeply silent place within you.
This 3-part Zoom series will focus on one Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame musical act per session. These include:
1.   The Beatles
2.   The Moody Blues
3.   Donovan
In each session we’ll listen to a variety of songs by the musical act, read their lyrics, and discuss their significance to our own ongoing spiritual development.
Upon regisdivation you’ll receive You Tube links to the songs we’ll be listening to, as well as an email with their lyrics.
Cary Bayer, author of the 191-page book, The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture and the 94-page mini-book Beatles Yoga, taught divanscendental Meditation for more than three decades. Then, in 2010, he developed Higher Self Healing Meditation. In these sessions, he will play these musicians’ songs, discuss their spiritual insights, and sprinkle the conversation with descriptions of a simple meditation technique that can enable people to contact the higher Self, awakening its peace and freedom for life.
    Cost: $50 when paid by October 27, $60 after.
    You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com or by calling (845) 664-1883 or on pay pal with successaerobics@aol.com as the payee.
Donovan with Maharishi
Moody Blues
Beatles with Maharishi
40% Off Sale on Prosperity Aerobics
As Spring signifies a rebirth of life, I’d like to have a 40% off sale on the book that birthed my writing and publishing career. Namely, the Prosperity Aerobics. I refer to it as an Inner workout for success. It’s a daily program to creates greater success and prosperity. Programs for beginners, intermediate and advanced levels.
50% Off Sale: Breakthrough Coaching & Ebooks
My recent book, Breakthrough Coaching, provides tips on how to empower your life in so many ways. In 40 chapters, the founder of Breakthrough Coaching, who’s been working as a full-time life coach since 2001, offers out-of-the-box coaching to create a variety of breakthroughs in different parts of your life. The 169-page volume includes such chapters as “Physical Check-Ups and Metaphysical Check-Ups;” “Coaching to find a Husband;” “The Peace & Freedom Beyond Complaining;” “Sex & Money;” and “Restless Soul Syndrome,” among others.
While supplies last, I’m offering the book for 50 percent off. It has an imperfect spine, in which the title of the book is blank but is on the back cover instead. The cost is normally $20, plus $3.50 in shipping & handling, but is on sale for just $10 plus S&H through September 30. To take advantage of the discount, call me at (845) 664-1883 or email me at
The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call or email.
Through DEcember 23, I’m also running a 50% off sale on all my ebooks. The 5 mini-ebooks on joy and the 11 for massage therapists will be available for only $5, while ebooks of my full-length book Relationships 101 will be only $8.50, and The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture will be only $10. Naturally, there’s no shipping and handling charge. The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call (845-664-1883) or email me at successaerobics@aol.com.
Affirmation
Here is an affirmation from my series on procrastination, success, relationships, communication, and the inner journey, which are available in five ebooks and three CDs.
”My courage continuously surprises me.” Follow Your Yellow Brick Road: Provisions for your Inner Journey, http://carybayer.com/the-affirmations-series.html
“Wisdom” of the Experts
“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication.”–Western Union internal memo, 1876
Quote of the Month
Dharma
 “Because one can perform it, one’s own dharma (though) lesser in merit, is better than the dharma of another. Bettter is death in one’s own dharma: the dharma of another brings danger.”—Bhagavad Gita, ch. 3, v. 35 (Maharishi Mahesh Yogi divanslation)
Breakthrough
The James Webb Space Telescope, the largest and most powerful space viewer ever developed, was launched late year and will divavel almost a
million miles a month. It will enable scientists to see parts of the universe the Hubble Space Telescope cannot, allowing us to see possible signs of life on other planets, watch stars be born, and discover how early galaxies formed.
The Cosmic & The Comic
“The full development of our sense of humor results in a frame of mind so free, so flexible, and so kaleidoscopic that it rigidifies nowhere, gets hooked on nothing. It results in a frame of mind so bold that it finds no creature and no institution sacred;..so subtle that it discerns the irony that runs through all human affairs…so candid that it comprehends the hypocrisy of its candor…so indifferent that it has no more need of pride. It is this frame of mind that can, with some conviction, be called our ultimate hope, for the ability to evoke it represents an ability to take whatever comes with a shrug if not a smile.”–Harvey Mindess, Author, Laughter & Liberation
Factoid
Inventors in England John Foden and Yannick have developed a flying bicycle. The XploreAir Paravelo is composed of a folding bike and a lightweight divailer containing a biofuel-powered fan motor. The motor turns the fan, and can reach up to 25 mph in the air and 4,000 feet in altitude.
Free Coaching
To celebrate autumn, I’m offering a complimentary half-hour coaching session for the first person who contacts me by phone (845-664-1883), or by email at successaerobics@aol.com who wants to have some breakthroughs in life. It’s my way of giving thanks for the great life I’m blessed to live. There are 4 resdivictions, so please read them carefully:
  1. You haven’t already received a free coaching session from me.
  2. You’re not currently involved in a series of coaching sessions with me.
  3. You book the session within three days of winning, so if you call or email, check my response and respond in time. If you forget to do this, someone on the waiting list will take your place, as happens from time to time.
  4. You take the session before October 15.
Testimonial on Coaching
“Coaching with Cary Bayer has been a very grounding experience for me. I appreciate his honesty and sdivaightforward approach, while still being very caring. He helps not only in the day-to-day business concerns but on the spiritual pane, as well. I have learned with amusement from his example about persistence, creativity, and belief in oneself. I feel more empowered to create and sustain a more successful life for myself, and with my family.”
—Nancy Byrne, Pt. Harbor, NC
Are you the Designer for my Next Book on Spiritual Lampoons?
I’m close to finishing a book called Spiritual Lampoons, a humorous look at spirituality, that will be published some time in 2023. Would you like to be the designer for that book?
If you or someone you know might be interested, pls. contact me at
(845) 664-1883 or by email at successeaerobics@aol.com.
Syndicated “Life 101” Column
 
The column below ran in syndication in a variety of wellness publications, including Together Arizona http://www.togetheraz.com/ in the past
Article: PET YOGA: THE FOUR-LEGGED PATH
“How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.”
Robert Heinlein
* * *
        As we saw in the previous chapter, cats and dogs can point us toward different forms of Yoga practice. In this chapter we’ll learn how to perform what I have dubbed Pet Yoga, a series of techniques designed to awaken in us some of the qualities of Enlightenment that have been embodied by the sages of history down through the long corridor of time. The five such qualities I’ll focus on here are:
        * Being in the Moment
        * Enthusiasm/Bliss
        * High Self Esteem
        * Service to People
        * Love for Humanity
        Pet Yoga helps divansform our consciousness from low levels of fear where our tail is between our legs to the place where it’s wagging all the time, the awakened state of consciousness we might call Feline Groovy.
Being in the Moment
        Cats and dogs show an exdivaordinary ability to just “Be,” fully present in every moment unlike the multitasking mania of mankind. They have much to teach us about being present.
Enthusiasm/Bliss
         Cats demonsdivate, with purring, a bliss that’s rarely found in human beings. We describe excellence as being the cats’ meow, and we speak of unshakeable people as cool cats. Redivievers, of the Golden and Labrador breeds, for example, manifest an enthusiasm that shatters our limited beliefs that we’ve “been there, done that.”  
High Self-Esteem
        Felines also embody exdivaordinary high self-esteem, relaxing on their couches or chairs, seemingly at peace with all there is.
Unconditional Love
        A dog, known for so long as man’s best friend, is particularly inclined to an unconditional love that human beings are hard pressed to find from one another–including spouses, partners and parents.
Service
        Service comes naturally to dogs; some still even bring their masters’ slippers. Yet, with all of these things that cats and dogs teach us, who really are the masters? Perhaps they love to awaken us so much that we’re like our teachers’ pets.
        Having seen how our cats and dogs manifest these five qualities of being present in the moment; enthusiasm and bliss; high self-esteem; unconditional love; and service–and invite us to join in the fun–let’s look at the following exercises that we can practice on a regular basis to walk the path of Pet Yoga.
Class Schedule: Zoom & In-Person
Zoom
Wednesday September14 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom info
Meeting ID 812 6901 9804
Passcode  623821
Saturday October 8 in Pompano Beach for “Higher Consciousness in Musical Theater,” at the Pompano Beach Library, at 50 W. Atlantic Blvd. from 3-4 PM. Free. For more info: call (954) 357-7632, www.broward.org/library
Wednesday October 12, 9 PM, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,”
Zoom info
Meeting ID 854 4961 7301
Passcode  090550
 
Wednesday November 9, 9 PM, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,”
Zoom info
Meeting ID. 870 3855 3219
Passcode  506414
Thursday December 8 , 9 PM, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” 
Zoom info
Meeting ID 836 6727 9427
Passcode  253800
In-Person
New York
Sunday September 11 in Albany for “How Musical Theater Can Awaken Higher Consciousness in You,” at Unity of Albany, from Noon–2:30 PM, at 21 King Ave. Investment: $25, or $20, if paid in full by September 4. For more info, go to unityalbany.org, or call (518) 453-3603.
 
Florida
Sunday October 16 in Deerfield Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: The Effortless Path to Samadhi,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
Sunday October 16 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 9-10 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Saturday October 29 in Coral Springs for “Discover why You’re Here,” at Spiritual Journey, at 7420 Wiles Rd., from 2 PM—4:30 PM. Investment: $30 must be paid by October 27. For more information, call (954) 752-22329 or register online at www.spiritualjourneyweb.com
Sunday November 6 in Coral Springs for “Spirit & Money: Prospering by Doing what You Love,” at Spiritual Journey, at 7420 Wiles Rd., from 2 PM—4:30 PM. Investment: $30 must be paid by November 4. For more information, call (954) 752-22329 or register online at www.spiritualjourneyweb.com
Sunday November 13 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Sunday November 20 in Deerfield Beach for “The 7 States of Consciousness,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
 
Sunday December 4 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Saturday December 10 in Coral Springs for “The Secret of Successful Relationships: How to Use the Law of Adivivaction to Draw More Love into Your Life,” at Spiritual Journey, at 7420 Wiles Rd., from 1:30 PM—4 PM. Investment: $30 must be paid by December 8. For more information, call (954) 752-22329 or register online at www.spiritualjourneyweb.com
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Referral Fees
When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a life coach, a meditation teacher, and the writer of books for others. If you inspire someone to become a client of mine for coaching or book writing, or a meditation student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the fee that that person begins with me at. That could easily mean a check for you of $105 or $65 for coaching, for $50 for meditation, and hundreds of dollars for book publishing. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.”
My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?
Growth Products from Cary Bayer
To view my products on the web site click here.
Love & Light,
Cary Bayer
SUCCESS AEROBICS | CaryBayer.com

AUTUMN ’22 MEDITATION NEWS

Cary’s Autumn ’22 meditation newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/newsletter-meditation.html
AUTUMN ’22
MEDITATION NEWS
CBnew
(845) 664-1883
Woodstock, NY 12498
(845) 664-1883
“The purpose of Creation is the expansion of happiness.”—Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
CONTENTS
New Heaven on Earth University Zoom Classes on Spirituality in the Movies and Rock ‘n’ Roll Yoga; Free Advanced Meditation Classes; Summer Meditation Rediveats; Advanced Techniques Available; Living Room Lectures; Article: “Focus on the Actions, not their Fruits;” Schedule of Classes; Testimonial; Meditation Available by Zoom & Skype; Want to Make Money from Meditation?
“SPIRITUALITY IN THE MOVIES”
A 3-PART ZOOM CLASS
 
OCTOBER 13, 20, 27              8:30—9:30 PM EASTERN
         Filmmakers have been uplifting movie goers for a century, and some times that uplifting is of a deeply spiritual nature. This 3-part Zoom series will focus on one spiritual film at a time. These include:
 
1.   The Wizard of Oz (1939)
2.   Star Wars (1977)
3.   Field of Dreams (1989)
 
In each session we will watch a variety of clips from these pictures,
and discuss their significance to our own ongoing spiritual development.
Upon regisdivation you will receive You Tube links to the clips. In these sessions, he will sprinkle the conversation with descriptions of a simple meditation technique that can enable people to contact the higher Self, awakening its peace and freedom for life. 
 
    Cary Bayer, author of the full-length books, The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture; The Yoga of Oz: Meditations for Your Yellow Brick Road; and The Power of Positive Singing: Higher Consciousness in Musical Theater, taught divanscendental Meditation for more than three decades. Then, in 2010, he developed Higher Self Healing Meditation.
 
    Cost: $50 when paid by October 6, $60 after.
    You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, by calling (845) 664-1883 or by pay pal—successaerobics@aol.com is the payee (me).
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“ROCK ‘N’ ROLL YOGA:
 
POP LYRICS & HIGHER CONSCIOUSNESS”
 
A 3-PART ZOOM CLASS
 
NOVEMBER 3, 10, 17               8:30-9:30 PM EASTERN
    In the late ‘60s and early ‘70s, a variety of folk artists and rock bands created songs that invited their listeners to go within to the divanscendent area of their being. These artists included the Beatles, the Moody Blues, Donovan, the Beach Boys, Carly Simon, Leonard Cohen, and the Incredible Sdiving Band, among others. As you hear these songs in class, they may help awaken that deeply silent place within you.
   This 3-part Zoom series will focus on one Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame musical act per session. The sessions include:
 
1.   The Beatles
2.   The Moody Blues
3.   Donovan
 
In each session we will listen to a variety of songs by the musical act, read their lyrics, and discuss their significance to our own ongoing spiritual development. Upon regisdivation you will receive You Tube links to the songs we’ll be listening to, as well as an email with their lyrics.
 
    Cary Bayer, author of the 191-page book, The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture and the 94-page mini-book Beatles Yoga, taught divanscendental Meditation for more than three decades. Then, in 2010, he developed Higher Self Healing Meditation. In these sessions, he will play these musicians’ songs, discuss their spiritual insights, and sprinkle the conversation with descriptions of a simple meditation technique that can enable people to contact the higher Self, awakening its peace and freedom for life. 
 
    Cost: $50 when paid by October 6, $60 after.
    You can register by emailing credit card info to me at successaerobics@aol.com, calling (845) 664-1883 or on pay pal to successaerobics@aol.com (that’s me, the payee).
Beatles with Maharishi
Donovan with Maharishi
Moody Blues
Cover Cosmic Jokes
Cover Cosmic Jokes
cover Entertainment
cover Entertainment
New Humor Mini-Books Published
Fresh out of the comedy oven are a pair of new playful humor mini-books. Their titles: Cosmic Jokes: An Etherful of Spiritual Humor and This is Entertainment: Satires of Show Biz. Here are descriptions and covers.
Cosmic Jokes: An Etherful of Spiritual Humor
The difference between the comic and the cosmic is just one letter. This 74-page mini-book works–or more aptly plays–to unite the two. Its 9 chapters include:
“Buddha’s Sermon on Insurance”
“The Man Upstairs has Moved”
“The Weirdness of Oneness”
“Club Med Itation”
The 10 Commandments Updated & with a Commentary by God”
The Tao Te divump”
and 3 more.
You can order it at for $12.50 plus $3.99 S&H or obtain it on pay pal for $16.49 payable to successaerobics@aol.com
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This is Entertainment: Satires of Show Biz
Here’s a baker’s dozen of playful pieces about TV, movies, music, Broadway, theater and other areas of show biz. Chapter titles include:
“Leaks from the Therapists of the Stars”
“The Gospel of John (Lennon)”
“Entertainment Weakly’s ‘Star Drek'”
“Those Wacky Futuristic Drug-Busting Sexy Docs”
“Alphabet, the Musical”
“Ex-Reality TV Support Group”
Woke Studios
Speeding up the Oscars
“Nosdivadamus’ Predictions on the Slap, Equipment Malfunction & the Kardashians
and 4 more
The 102-page publication is available at for $14 plus $3.99 S&H or on pay pal for $17.99, payable to successaerobics@aol.com
cover Entertainment
Advanced Monthly Meditation Webinars
The advanced meditation webinars, held for those who meditate, start with me opening the “floor” to questions about your meditation practice and/or understanding of the path of evolution of consciousness. Then, I’ll do a group meditation check. After that, I’ll direct you to a link for a talk by Maharishi, which each meditator can play on his or her computer. Lastly, I’ll take questions, and lead a discussion about the video.
Below are the Zoom links, meeting IDs and passwords. The upcoming schedule all in eastern time follows below:
Experimental Time for European Meditators
September 15, 3 pm
Maharishi “On Communication,” 9:25
Zoom info
Meeting ID 812 6901 9804
Passcode  623821
Wednesday October 12 @ 7:30 PM
“The Nature of Bliss,” 13:11
Humboldt, Calif. 8/12/70
  
Zoom logistics  
Meeting ID 854 4961 7301
Passcode  090550
Wednesday November 9 @ 7:30 PM
“The Tender Impulses of Love,” 17:56
Humboldt, CA, 9/1/72
 
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID. 870 3855 3219
Passcode  506414
Thursday December 8 @ 7:30 PM
“Nature of Love is Nature of Life,” 14:55
  
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID 836 6727 9427
Passcode  253800
Remote Meditation Rediveats
The schedule for the next full-day rejuvenating deeply relaxing Zoom remote rediveats are listed below:
Zoom logistics available upon regisdivation.
Saturday September 24
From 9:30 AM–5:30 PM;
also 9:30 AM–9:30 PM
New Paltz, NY location to be announced
Contact: Cary (845) 664-1883
$75 for the 8-hour rediveat;
$110 for the 12-hour format
For those who take the rediveat logistics will be available upon regisdivation.
Saturday November 5
from 9:30 AM–5:30 PM
also 9:30 AM–9:30 PM
$75 for the 8-hour rediveat
$110 for the 12-hour rediveat
Saturday December 3
from 9:30 AM–5:30 PM
also 9:30 AM–9:30 PM
$75 for the 8-hour rediveat
$110 for the 12-hour rediveat
Testimonial on the 2nd Technique
The advanced technique has brought me into deeper and more profound experiences where I become much more aware of colors that tie into my chakras and become aware of a state of consciousness where I have no thoughts for extended periods along with no mandiva and I am just aware of feelings of bliss and joy tied into the colors expanding into my awareness.
–Justin McCarthy, Senior VP
Loan Review Manager
Miami, FL
Living Room Lectures
Sometimes the environment we hear something in can make the world of difference with regard to how we react to it. Meditation is no different. Toward that end, I enjoy giving free talks on meditation in the living rooms of meditators. If you’d like to share the benefits you’re enjoying from meditation with your family, friends, and co-workers, let me know and I’d be happy to set up an hour-long indivoduction to the benefits of meditation and explain to those present how it works and how it differs from other programs of personal growth. To set up a living room lecture, just give me a call at (845) 664-1883.
Article: The Mellow Yellow Sunshine Superman
                     On Facebook, I recently posted a photograph of myself with Donovan, the 2011 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee, which inspired many responses about the legendary folk divoubadour. And I remembered the many times I hung out with the meditating minsdivel: after a Chicago concert, when he invited me into his dressing room because I was a teacher of divanscendental Meditation (TM); at New York’s Open Center, where we posed for photos; and in Woodstock, NY, when I invited him to my one-day meditation rediveat, which he might have attended if he wasn’t on that day’s panel at the Woodstock Film Festival.
                      A Flower Child poet/singer/songwriter, he’s been inviting us for four decades to dive within to the center of peace inside us. In 1968, he spent months with Maharishi Mahesh Yogi at the guru’s India ashram. His record, “A Gift from a Flower to a Garden,” features a photo of the singer presenting a flower to the guru.
                      His song, “There is an Ocean” inspires listeners to meditate to find the unbounded ocean of pure consciousness. 
           “There is an ocean of vast proportion
           And she flows within ourselves.
           To take dips daily we dive in gaily,
           He knows who goes within himself.”
 
           To experience this peace, requires closing the eyes, and allowing the mind to settle into a state of Being:
           “The abode of Angels, the mystical Promised Land,
           The one and only Heaven, the God of man
           Is but the closing of an eyelid away.”
 
           Physiologists discovered that meditation creates such deep relaxation, it’s as if the nervous system has quietly ceased any activity:
           “To appreciate, we deactivate,
           He knows who goes within himself.”
 
           Donovan knows that bliss comes to the meditator when the conscious mind quietly lets go of all perception and thought, and enters a state of pure Being. In “Happiness Runs,” we hear:
           Happiness runs in a circular motion
           Thought is like a little boat upon the sea.
           Everybody is a part of everything anyway,
           You can have everything if you let yourself be.”
 
           On the 1996 album, “Sudivas,” he sings “The Way,” in which he describes the One that pervades all things:
           “Out of nothing comes the one
           Out of one comes the two
           Out of two comes three
           Out of three comes all things”
 
           He elaborates on this mysterious One:
 
           “You cannot see when it began
           Follow it there is no end
 
           …It has no name it is so great
           It is not seen it is not heard
           Nothing done or left undone”
 
                      Today, as chairman David Lynch Foundation’s musical wing to help at-risk children learn meditation, he hopes to inspire listeners to find the Enlightenment that’s the purpose of their time here on earth. He’s also fundraising to found Donovan/Maharishi University in Scotland, to bring Enlightenment to his homeland. 
           “With no obstacles, and no fear
           Liberates herself, from illusion
           Now to realise perfect Nirvana
           Gone, Gone, Gone to the other shore
           O-awakening. All hail.
           Nirvana, Nirvana, Nirvana, Nirvana”
Schedule of Classes: Zoom & In-Person
Zoom
Wednesday October 12 @ 9 PM for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace”
 
Zoom logistics  
Meeting ID 854 4961 7301
Passcode  090550
Wednesday November 9 @ 9 PM for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace”
 
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID. 870 3855 3219
Passcode  506414
Thursday December 8 @ 9 PM for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace”
 
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID 836 6727 9427
Passcode  253800
In-Person
Saturday October 8 in Pompano Beach for “Higher Consciousness in Musical Theater,” at the Pompano Beach Library, at 50 W. Atlantic Blvd. from 3-4 PM. Free. For more info: call (954) 357-7632, www.broward.org/library
Sunday October 16 in Deerfield Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: The Effortless Path to Samadhi,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
Sunday October 16 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 9-10 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Saturday October 29 in Coral Springs for “Discover Why You’re Here,” at Spiritual Journey, at 7420 Wiles Rd., from 2 PM—4:30 PM. Investment: $30 must be paid by October 27. For more information, call (954) 752-22329 or register online at www.spiritualjourneyweb.com
 
Sunday November 13 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Sunday November 20 in Deerfield Beach for “The 7 States of Consciousness,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
 
Sunday December 4 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Quote of the Month
“It is the purity of man’s heart and mind, and his innocent and faithful approach to action with the purpose of all good to everyone, which really succeeds in yielding maximum results with minimum effort.”–Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
Testimonial
“After only two days of Higher Self Healing Meditation (HSHM), I no longer needed to drink Coca-Cola, which had been a two-year addiction of at least six cans a day. I feel more relaxed and at peace. In the books and videos of Eckhart Tolle and Dr. Frank Kinslow, they both say there’s no technique to reach your higher Self. Well, there is, and it’s Higher Self Healing Meditation. I reached my higher Self in my first session. I will have HSHM for life. What more could I ask for? I highly recommend it to everyone.”–Rox-Ann Crepin, Homemaker, Pompano Beach, FL
Meditation divaining Available by Skype & Webcam
 
When I taught divanscendental Meditation for several decades, I could only teach it in person. But since founding Higher Self Healing Meditation in 2010, I’m happy to say that the divaining is now available from a distance if you have a webcam on your computer. Let me know if you’d like to take advantage of this valuable sdivess-reducing method, even if you live far from my homes in upstate New York and south Florida.
Want to Make Money from Meditation?
 
When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a meditation teacher. If you inspire someone to become my student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the course fee. That means a check for you of $50 for caring enough about the people in your life that you’d like them to live with more freedom from sdivess. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.” My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?
I also give you 20 percent of the revenues for any meditation course that you produce or sponsor for me. Sponsoring means finding a time and space for the free indivoductory lecture and the three days of hour-and-a half classes—it could be your own living room, if you like—and it can also be held on the Internet as a webinar.  I would email you a flyer for the lecture, which you’d then email to the people in your life.  If five people learn to meditate, for example, you would enjoy $500 for your work.
Growth Products from Cary Bayer
 
 
Jai Guru Dev,
 
Cary Bayer

BREAKTHROUGH NEWS SUMMER/22

Cary’s Summer/22 newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/newsletter.html
BREAKTHROUGH NEWS
SUMMER/22
CBnew
Hillsboro Beach, FL 33062
(845) 664-1883
Woodstock, NY 12498
(845) 664-1883
 “Everyone who will can hear the Voice. It is within everyone, but like everything else, it requires previous and definite preparation.”
–Mahatma Gandhi 
CONTENTS
3 New Humor Mini-Books on High-Tech, the Law, & Donald divump Published; Free Coaching; Big Book Sale; Affirmations; Quote of the Month; Breakthroughs; The Cosmic and Comic; Factoid; Testimonial about Coaching; Column: “Life: No Free Lunch or All-You Can Eat Buffet?;” Schedule of Classes; Face to Face to Facebook; ReferralFees; Products
Orange Jumpsuit
3 NEW HUMOR MINI-BOOKS
“HIGH TECH HIINX:
A RAMful of Big Tech Humor”
My latest 71-page mini-book, fresh out of the oven of the printer, is now available. The humor publication is called “High Tech Hijinx:A RAMful of Big Tech Humor.”
If you find high tech gadgedivy expanding faster than you can say “Beam me up, Scotty,” “High Tech Hijinx: A RAMful of Big Tech Humor” is just what the Geek Squad ordered.
Its 10 chapters include:
“Finding Myself Through Algorithms”
“Indivoducing the iRocket”
“Siri & Alexa Do Battle”
“The Robot with a Mind of its Own
& “Space X: The Spa”
among others.
The mini-book, whose cover is below, sells for $13, plus $3.50 for shipping & handling. You can get it at my website at https://www.carybayer.com/…/high-tech-hijinx-a-ramful
or via pay pal payable to successaerobics@aol.com or by calling (845) 664-1883. I hope you take advantage of the many laughs it offers.
LAW & DISORDER:
An Attache Case Full of Legal Humor
My latest mini-book, fresh out of the oven of the printer, is now available. The humor publication is called Law & Disorder: An Attache Case Full of Legal Humor.
 
If you often sense that Justice is blind because good people wind up in jail and bad ones run around scot free, then Law & Disorder: An Attache Case Full of Legal Humor is just what the judge ordered.
Its 7 chapters include:
“February Files Discrimination Suit”
“Roger That Wins Judgment”
“Farmer Brown Sues Over Algebra Problems”
“Arrest Warrant Issued for God”
“Karens File Class Action Defamation Suit”
among others.
The mini-book, whose cover is below, sells for $10, plus $3.50 for shipping & handling. You can get it at my website at
or via pay pal payable to successaerobics@aol.com or by calling (845) 664-1883. I hope you take advantage of the many laughs it offers.
Orange is the New Jumpsuit: A YUGE Collection of Fabulous divump Lampoons
In the long divadition of American political satire that includes Mark Twain and Will Rogers, I offer up my latest humor mini book, Orange is the New Jumpsuit: A YUGE Collection of Fabulous divump Lampoons.
 
Donald divump…Among the most polarizing people on the planet. You either love him or you hate him; my sense is that the latter group will love this book while the former will read something else on the beach this summer.
 
Donald divump is the answer to every comedian’s and satirist’s prayers, a dream come divue. He’s also a recurring nightmare for everyone who hasn’t drunk, what they see as, his exdivemely potent Kool-Aid. Now that he’s out of office, it’s easier to laugh at what half the coundivy sees as his horror show. And it’ll be even easier once he’s behind bars, where he’s likely to be for a while. So laugh away with Orange is the New Jumpsuit: A YUGE Collection of Fabulous divump Lampoons.
Its 12 chapters include:
 
“The Redivumplican Party’s 2024 Platform”
“Running of the Bullshit at divumplona”
”divump’s Lost Georgia Ballots”
“The Billionaire Crime Fighter—Orange Man”
“divump in the Shark Tank”
“The Donald J. divump Fabulous Film Studio”
 “divump University: The Even More Fantastic Catalogue”
“Orange is the New Jumpsuit”
among others.
The 100-page mini-book sells for $13.50, plus $3.50 for shipping & handling. You can get it at my website at https://www.carybayer.com/product/orange-is-the-new-jumpsuit-a-yuge-assortment-of-fabulous-divump-lampoons, by email at successaerobics@aol.com, or by calling (845) 664-1883. I hope you take advantage of the many laughs it offers.
40% Off Sale on Prosperity Aerobics
As Spring signifies a rebirth of life, I’d like to have a 40% off sale on the book that birthed my writing and publishing career. Namely, the Prosperity Aerobics. I refer to it as an Inner workout for success. It’s a daily program to creates greater success and prosperity. Programs for beginners, intermediate and advanced levels.
50% Off Sale: Breakthrough Coaching & Ebooks
My recent book, Breakthrough Coaching, provides tips on how to empower your life in so many ways. In 40 chapters, the founder of Breakthrough Coaching, who’s been working as a full-time life coach since 2001, offers out-of-the-box coaching to create a variety of breakthroughs in different parts of your life. The 169-page volume includes such chapters as “Physical Check-Ups and Metaphysical Check-Ups;” “Coaching to find a Husband;” “The Peace & Freedom Beyond Complaining;” “Sex & Money;” and “Restless Soul Syndrome,” among others.
While supplies last, I’m offering the book for 50 percent off. It has an imperfect spine, in which the title of the book is blank but is on the back cover instead. The cost is normally $20, plus $3.50 in shipping & handling, but is on sale for just $10 plus S&H through September 30. To take advantage of the discount, call me at (845) 664-1883 or email me at
The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call or email.
Through September 30, I’m also running a 50% off sale on all my ebooks. The 5 mini-ebooks on joy and the 11 for massage therapists will be available for only $5, while ebooks of my full-length book Relationships 101 will be only $8.50, and The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture will be only $10. Naturally, there’s no shipping and handling charge. The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call (845-664-1883) or email me at successaerobics@aol.com.
Affirmation
Here is an affirmation from my series on procrastination, success, relationships, communication, and the inner journey, which are available in five ebooks and three CDs.
”I have more than enough courage to do the things that challenge me.”
Follow Your Yellow Brick Road: Provisions for your Inner Journey, http://carybayer.com/the-affirmations-series.html
“Wisdom” of the Experts
“There’s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share.” — Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO, 2007
Quote of the Month
Dharma
“If I do not play my part, I injure the pattern of all existence.”
On Wings of Awe, Jewish High Holy Days prayer book
Breakthrough
T-cells and B-cells, in our immune system, resist bacterial invasions. According to a study published last summer in Science found that non-immune cells have a detergent-like ability to wipe out bacteria like a grease stain. Investigating these proteins further could inspire a totally new kind of antibiotic.
The Cosmic & The Comic
In “the supreme experience of religion we shall know the final secret and join in the laughter of the gods.” –Alan Watts
Factoid
Hosiery businessman LaMarcus Thompsonm, oudivaged by the prevalence of sin, invented the rollercoaster about 150 years ago to inspire people to go to amusement parks instead of bars and brothels. He had it installed in Coney Island, New York.
Free Coaching
To celebrate summer, I’m offering a complimentary half-hour coaching session for the first person who contacts me by phone (845-664-1883), or by email at successaerobics@aol.com who wants to have some breakthroughs in life. It’s my way of giving thanks for the great life I’m blessed to live. There are 4 resdivictions, so please read them carefully:
  1. You haven’t already received a free coaching session from me.
  2. You’re not currently involved in a series of coaching sessions with me.
  3. You book the session within three days of winning, so if you call or email, check my response and respond in time. If you forget to do this, someone on the waiting list will take your place, as happens from time to time.
  4. You take the session before July 15.
Testimonial on Coaching
“Thank you for all that you are in my life, Cary. You being my life coach for 2 years was the best investment I ever did for myself. I am so thankful for you. I am forever grateful that my God indivoduced us in a mighty way. Stay the great person and life coach that you are always. Be blessed.today and always.”
—Diane Amundsen, Retiree, Newburgh, NY
Are you the Designer for my Next Book on Spiritual Lampoons?
I’m close to finishing a book called Spiritual Lampoons, a humorous look at spirituality, that will be published some time in 2022. Would you like to be the designer for that book?
If you or someone you know might be interested, pls. contact me at
(845) 664-1883 or by email at successeaerobics@aol.com.
Syndicated “Life 101” Column
 
The column below ran in syndication in a variety of wellness publications, including Together Arizona http://www.togetheraz.com/ in the past
Article: Life: No Free Lunch or
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?
        One of the most limited lessons you learned in childhood about money is the saying that “There’s no such thing as a free lunch.”  Recently, at one of the prosperity classes that I teach, I heard a variation that goes, “The only free cheese is in the mousedivap.” (Don’t tell that to the U.S. Government. I remember when they gave away free cheese.)  Believing that there’s no free lunch limits your opportunities.
        Spirit gives you the gift of breath every moment. Coupled with the beating of your heart in your chest, this keeps you alive. You don’t have to do anything to receive this gift. In fact, you don’t have to earn a living—living is freely given to you. This Intelligence simultaneously gives the very same gift to every other human being on the planet, and to every animal, too. This gift is freely given to you and, as you know, the gift of life is worth more to you than all the money in the world and, therefore, all the free lunches you could ever wolf down.  So how could there be no such thing as a free lunch when, in fact, you’re being given something worth more than all the lunches you could ever eat? 
        I point out this discrepancy in our thinking so that we realize we’ve been laboring under misconceptions. In society, there may not be too many free lunches; in the Universe, however, there are. The difference between society and the Universe is a function of the disconnection that human beings have with their inner essence. As that disconnection evaporates, you can expect to find more free lunches in the world of men, as well.
        When I say that you’re given access to an all-you-can-eat buffet of opportunities I’m referring to the ticket to Life itself where you can express your aliveness in so many delightful ways. You don’t have to stay stuck in some dead-end job that you hate. You’re free to find other jobs, and more importantly, you’re free to create your own business from out of the depths of your soul. You’re free to express your God-given talents and bring into the world a service or a product that you love to perform or make. This soul-infused work enriches the world because it makes use of you at your best and happiest, employing the gifts that you were given. It also enriches you for the very same reasons. Doing work like that from your heart and soul is even tastier than the best all-you-can-eat feast this side of paradise.
Class Schedule: Zoom & In-Person
Zoom
Wednesday June 15 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID 861 3611 3620
Passcode  771599
Wednesday July 6 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID 894 0420 1338
Passcode  459532
Wednesday August 10 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID 868 4582 7952
Passcode  556951
Wednesday September14 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom info
Meeting ID 812 6901 9804
Passcode  623821
In-Person
Florida
Sunday June 26 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Cubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Sunday July 3 in Deerfield Beach for “Thomas Jefferson & Maharishi: Enlightenment & the Enlightenment,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
Sunday July 24 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Indivoduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Sunday August 7 in Deerfield Beach for “The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
New York
Sunday September 11 in Albany for “How Musical Theater Can Awaken Higher Consciousness in You,” at Unity of Albany, from Noon–2:30 PM, at 21 King Ave. Investment: $25, or $20, if paid in full by September 4. For more info, go to unityalbany.org, or call (518) 453-3603.
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Referral Fees
When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a life coach, a meditation teacher, and the writer of books for others. If you inspire someone to become a client of mine for coaching or book writing, or a meditation student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the fee that that person begins with me at. That could easily mean a check for you of $105 or $65 for coaching, for $50 for meditation, and hundreds of dollars for book publishing. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.”
My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?
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Cary Bayer
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SUMMER ’22 MEDITATION NEWS

Cary’s Summer ’22 meditation newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/newsletter-meditation.html
SUMMER ’22
MEDITATION NEWS
CBnew
(845) 664-1883
Woodstock, NY 12498
(845) 664-1883
“The purpose of Creation is the expansion of happiness.”—Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
CONTENTS
Free Advanced Meditation Classes; Summer Meditation Retreats; Advanced Techniques Available; Living Room Lectures; Article: “Focus on the Actions, not their Fruits;” Schedule of Classes; Testimonial; Meditation Available by Zoom & Skype; Want to Make Money from Meditation?
Advanced Monthly Meditation Webinars
The advanced meditation webinars, held for those who meditate, start with me opening the “floor” to questions about your meditation practice and/or understanding of the path of evolution of consciousness. Then, I’ll do a group meditation check. After that, I’ll direct you to a link for a talk by Maharishi, which each meditator can play on his or her computer. Lastly, I’ll take questions, and lead a discussion about the video.
Below are the Zoom links, meeting IDs and passwords. The upcoming schedule all in eastern time follows below:
June 15
7 PM Maharishi on “The Role of Family Life,” 18:01, La Antilla, Spain, 4/22/73
 
Zoom info
Meeting ID 861 3611 3620
Passcode  771599
July 6
7 PM Cary speaking on “Maharishi & Thomas Jefferson”
Zoom info
Meeting ID 894 0420 1338
Passcode  459532
August 10
7 pm Maharishi on “The Nature of Free Will” 1971, 19:07
 
Zoom info
Meeting ID 868 4582 7952
Passcode  556951
 
Experimental Time for European Meditators
September 15 3 pm
Maharishi “On Communication,” 9:25
 
Zoom info
Meeting ID 812 6901 9804
Passcode  623821
Remote Meditation Retreats
The schedule for the next full-day rejuvenating deeply relaxing Zoom remote retreats are listed below:
Zoom logistics available upon registration.
Thursday June 16
From 9:30 AM—5:30 PM
Contact: Cary (845) 664-1883
$75
Zoom logistics available upon registration.
Saturday August 6
From 9:30 AM–5:30 PM
Contact: Cary (845) 664-1883
$75
Zoom logistics available upon registration.
In-Person Retreats
Saturday September 24
From 9:30 AM–5:30 PM
New Paltz, NY location to be announced
Contact: Cary (845) 664-1883
$75
For those who take the retreat on Zoom, logistics will be available upon registration.
Testimonial on the 2nd Technique
The advanced technique has brought me into deeper and more profound experiences where I become much more aware of colors that tie into my chakras and become aware of a state of consciousness where I have no thoughts for extended periods along with no mantra and I am just aware of feelings of bliss and joy tied into the colors expanding into my awareness.
–Justin McCarthy, Senior VP
Loan Review Manager
Miami, FL
Living Room Lectures
Sometimes the environment we hear something in can make the world of difference with regard to how we react to it. Meditation is no different. Toward that end, I enjoy giving free talks on meditation in the living rooms of meditators. If you’d like to share the benefits you’re enjoying from meditation with your family, friends, and co-workers, let me know and I’d be happy to set up an hour-long introduction to the benefits of meditation and explain to those present how it works and how it differs from other programs of personal growth. To set up a living room lecture, just give me a call at (845) 664-1883.
Article: Focus on the Actions, not their Fruits
“You have the right to work, but never to the fruit of work. You should never engage in action for the sake of reward, nor should you long for inaction. Perform work in this world, Arjuna, as a man established within himself—without selfish attachments, and alike in success and defeat. For yoga is perfect evenness of mind.”—Krishna in Bhagavad-Gita
 
Yoga is more than bending and stretching in a class twice a week. The lesson from Krishna (above) was driven home deeply to me during a recent one-week teaching tour of the Atlantic coast between my two offices–in the mountains of New York and the ocean in south Florida. 
        I arrived in Raleigh at a holistic center that’s repeatedly produced nice classes for me. But on this night, their mailing list “workshopped out,” and I walked into a very small turnout. One solitary soul had shown up.
        I could have easily cancelled the class—the woman in attendance asked if I wanted to, as did the Center’s director. I could have easily gone to the movies instead, but an inner voice told me to stay. I wasn’t sure why at the time, but I figured it out by the end of the class. 
        My lone student learned a great deal in her two-hour private workshop on relationships. A two-hour private coaching session fetches about $300; she got hers for a tenth of that.
        My job was to show up and teach and, as a result, she learned many things that she desperately needed to know. For that, she thanked me profusely that night, as well as the following day on the phone. I doubt that the guy who cleans up popcorn and gunk from the movie theater’s floors would have been so effusive.
        What I realized ever more deeply that night was that my job is to show up, whether it’s for one person or for one thousand people, as occurred just two weeks later when I delivered the keynote address at a convention in Atlanta. When you’re a teacher and a coach, you teach and coach. The Universe takes care of the results of those actions. That was a great Life 101 lesson for me. It’s also a great lesson for you, no matter what you do.
        Oh, and about the Universe taking care of the fruits…the following night, I received an email from a buddy in Australia. In it, he invited my wife and me to be guests of his on a two-week Caribbean cruise on a chartered private 192-foot yacht. Since my job is to show up, I’m pretty sure I can show up on a luxury liner even though there will only be a few people, just like I showed up for a class for one.
Class Schedule: Zoom & In-Person
Zoom
Wednesday June 15 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID 861 3611 3620
Passcode  771599
Wednesday July 6 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Meeting ID 894 0420 1338
Passcode  459532
Wednesday August 10 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID 868 4582 7952
Passcode  556951
Thursday September 15 at 8 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom info
Meeting ID 812 6901 9804
Passcode  623821
Classes in Person
Sunday June 26 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Cubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Sunday July 3 in Deerfield Beach for “Thomas Jefferson & Maharishi: Enlightenment & the Enlightenment,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
Sunday July 24 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Clubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Sunday August 7 in Deerfield Beach for “The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
Sunday September 11 in Albany for “How Musical Theater Can Awaken Higher Consciousness in You,” at Unity of Albany, from Noon–2:30 PM, at 21 King Ave. Investment: $25, or $20, if paid in full by September 4. For more info, go to unityalbany.org, or call (518) 453-3603.
Quote of the Month
“It is the purity of man’s heart and mind, and his innocent and faithful approach to action with the purpose of all good to everyone, which really succeeds in yielding maximum results with minimum effort.”–Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
Testimonial
“After only two days of Higher Self Healing Meditation (HSHM), I no longer needed to drink Coca-Cola, which had been a two-year addiction of at least six cans a day. I feel more relaxed and at peace. In the books and videos of Eckhart Tolle and Dr. Frank Kinslow, they both say there’s no technique to reach your higher Self. Well, there is, and it’s Higher Self Healing Meditation. I reached my higher Self in my first session. I will have HSHM for life. What more could I ask for? I highly recommend it to everyone.”–Rox-Ann Crepin, Homemaker, Pompano Beach, FL
Meditation Training Available by Skype & Webcam
 
When I taught Transcendental Meditation for several decades, I could only teach it in person. But since founding Higher Self Healing Meditation in 2010, I’m happy to say that the training is now available from a distance if you have a webcam on your computer. Let me know if you’d like to take advantage of this valuable stress-reducing method, even if you live far from my homes in upstate New York and south Florida.
Want to Make Money from Meditation?
 
When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a meditation teacher. If you inspire someone to become my student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the course fee. That means a check for you of $50 for caring enough about the people in your life that you’d like them to live with more freedom from stress. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.” My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?
I also give you 20 percent of the revenues for any meditation course that you produce or sponsor for me. Sponsoring means finding a time and space for the free introductory lecture and the three days of hour-and-a half classes—it could be your own living room, if you like—and it can also be held on the Internet as a webinar.  I would email you a flyer for the lecture, which you’d then email to the people in your life.  If five people learn to meditate, for example, you would enjoy $500 for your work.
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BREAKTHROUGH NEWS SPRING/22

Cary’s SPRING/22 newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/newsletter.html
BREAKTHROUGH NEWS
SPRING/22
 “Everyone who will can hear the Voice. It is within everyone, but like everything else, it requires previous and definite preparation.”
–Mahatma Gandhi 
CONTENTS
New Mini-Book on Animal Humor Published; Free Coaching; Book Sale; Affirmations; Quote of the Month; Breakthroughs; The Cosmic and Comic; Factoid; Testimonial about Coaching; Column: “;” Schedule of Classes; Face to Face to Facebook; Referral Fees; Products
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New Mini-Book Just Published
If you love cats and dogs and other animals, and you like to laugh I have just the mini-book for you. It’s a 69-page volume called Furry Funnies: The Humor of Cats & Dogs & Other Non-Humans. Its 10 chapters include among others:
* “Dog & Cat-ch Maker: The New Dating Service”
* “Emotional Support People” and
* “Transcend Doggie Meditation”
The mini-book, whose cover is below, sells for $13, plus $3.50 for shipping & handling. You can get it at my website at
or via pay pal payable to successaerobics@aol.com or by calling (845) 664-1883. I hope you take advantage of the many laughs it offers.
30% Off Sale on Prosperity Aerobics
As Spring signifies a rebirth of life, I’d like to have a 30% off sale on the book that birthed my writing and publishing career. Namely, the Prosperity Aerobics. I refer to it as an Inner workout for success. It’s a daily program to creates greater success and prosperity. Programs for beginners, intermediate and advanced levels.
50% Off Sale: Breakthrough Coaching & Ebooks
My recent book, Breakthrough Coaching, provides tips on how to empower your life in so many ways. In 40 chapters, the founder of Breakthrough Coaching, who’s been working as a full-time life coach since 2001, offers out-of-the-box coaching to create a variety of breakthroughs in different parts of your life. The 169-page volume includes such chapters as “Physical Check-Ups and Metaphysical Check-Ups;” “Coaching to find a Husband;” “The Peace & Freedom Beyond Complaining;” “Sex & Money;” and “Restless Soul Syndrome,” among others.
While supplies last, I’m offering the book for 50 percent off. It has an imperfect spine, in which the title of the book is blank but is on the back cover instead. The cost is normally $20, plus $3.50 in shipping & handling, but is on sale for just $10 plus S&H through June 30. To take advantage of the discount, call me at (845) 664-1883 or email me at
The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call or email.
Through June 30, I’m also running a 50% off sale on all my ebooks. The 5 mini-ebooks on joy and the 11 for massage therapists will be available for only $5, while ebooks of my full-length book Relationships 101 will be only $8.50, and The Yoga of Entertainment: Higher Consciousness in Pop Culture will be only $10. Naturally, there’s no shipping and handling charge. The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call (845-664-1883) or email me at successaerobics@aol.com.
Affirmation
Here is an affirmation from my series on procrastination, success, relationships, communication, and the inner journey, which are available in five ebooks and three CDs.
“The Universe has compassion for me.”
Follow Your Yellow Brick Road: Provisions for your Inner Journey, http://carybayer.com/the-affirmations-series.html
“Wisdom” of the Experts
“There’s just not that many videos I want to watch.” 
— Steve Chen, CTO and co-founder of YouTube expressing concerns about his company’s long term viability, spoken in 2005
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Quote of the Month
Dharma
Your talent is God’s gift to you; what you do with it is your gift toGod.”–Leo Buscaglia
Breakthrough
The World Health Organization (WHO) approved the world’s first malaria vaccine for children, last fall. It’s also the first vaccine developed to combat any parasitic disease. It’s called Mosquirix, and it cost more than USD 750 million to develop.
The Cosmic & The Comic
“Humor implies the ability to establish a certain remoteness, a certain distance towards oneself and the world.”–Henry Corbin
Factoid
Glaciers and ice sheets hold about 69 percent of the world’s freshwater.
Free Coaching
To celebrate Spring when all of Nature gets reborn and I have a birthday (May 22, for those keeping score at home), I’m offering a complimentary half-hour coaching session for the first person who contacts me by phone (845-664-1883), or by email at successaerobics@aol.com who wants to have some breakthroughs in life. It’s my way of giving thanks for the great life I’m blessed to live. There are 4 restrictions, so please read them carefully:
  1. You haven’t already received a free coaching session from me.
  2. You’re not currently involved in a series of coaching sessions with me.
  3. You book the session within three days of winning, so if you call or email, check my response and respond in time. If you forget to do this, someone on the waiting list will take your place, as happens from time to time.
  4. You take the session before April 15.
Testimonial on Coaching
“I got more from Cary in two coaching sessions than I got working with a therapist for years.”—Amber Clarvit,
Singer-Songwriter, Los Angeles
Are you the Designer for my Next Book on Spiritual Lampoons?
I’m close to finishing a book called Spiritual Lampoons, a humorous look at spirituality, that will be published some time in 2022. Would you like to be the designer for that book?
If you or someone you know might be interested, pls. contact me at
(845) 664-1883 or by email at successeaerobics@aol.com.
Syndicated “Life 101” Column
 
The column below ran in syndication in a variety of wellness publications, including Together Arizona http://www.togetheraz.com/ in the past
Article: “From Women’s Intuition to Animals’ Intuition
 “Intuition is God talking to you between your thoughts.”—Bob Mandel
 
In Greece, in 373 B.C., animals such as rats, weasels, snakes, and centipedes, were observed to display such unusual behavior as leaving their homes for what they perceived to be safer quarters. Several days later a highly destructive earthquake racked the area. Several decades ago, a similar aberration in animal behavior was observed in China, causing some Chinese to vacate their living spaces. Son after a devastating earthquake caused tremendous destruction. (https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/can-animals-predict-earthquakes?qt-news_science_products=0#qt-news_science_products)
A day after Christmas in 2005, a massive tsunami overwhelmed the coasts of a dozen Asian countries, killing more than 150,000 people. Relatively few animals lost their lives.
Many of the people who lived there on the coast might have been saved had they observed the following unusual animal behavior as much as 10 days before the tragedy:
        * Elephants ran screaming and headed for higher ground
        * Dogs stayed inside and would not go out
        * Flamingoes strayed from low-lying areas where they typically spent their time.
        * Even zoo animals refused to be seen, preferring to stay sheltered inside.
In 2009 toads near L’Aquila, Italy high-tailed it out of there mating area (pun intended) shortly before an earthquake hit the area. They returned a few days after the last of the aftershocks. A number of local researches believed that the creatures felt the presence of changes in the planet’s atmospheric electoral fields. Ionospheric changes preceded the quake, presumably releasing radon gas or gravity waves.
Two years later, an earthquake shook the area of Pasco, Peru, and Yanachanga National Park. As much as three weeks prior to the calamity, birds and mammals in the park significantly curtailed their activities; and further reduced them one week prior to the event, the same time that there was an ionospheric change, as well.
In 2012, goats near Mount Etna were observed to be highly nervous and fled the area just hours before the volcano erupted. It’s believed that they sensed tremors and gas releasing.
One theory posits that the highly keen senses of animals, which can aid them in detecting the presence of predators, also puts them in touch with the vibrations of the earth and perhaps the scent of air and gases it releases.
On a less macroscopic scale, there are cats which are able to detect cancers in people, and sense when a dying patient is about to expire. Dogs are being used during the Covid-19 pandemic to sniff out people who are infected with the coronavirus.
Women’s Intuition: Can Men’s Be Far Behind?
For millennia human beings have believed that the female of the species has a more highly developed intuition than the males. Psychologists have studied the matter and have concluded that women are better able to read facial expressions of emotions than men, who pride themselves in being able to keep a poker face. This skill in women is said to extend to the quality of empathy, as well. It’s unclear if this gift is inborn or has been nurtured through the centuries because women have had less social power and have learned how to read those in power (men) better than those who wield such power. The very term “women’s intuition” may very well have been coined by men who were thoroughly unconscious of the very same intuition that exists within themselves. 
The takeaway from animal intuition and women’s intuition is that men, as well, have a deep sense of what’s sleeping within them, ready and able to become available simply by a willingness to explore it.
Class Schedule: Zoom & In-Person
Zoom
Wednesday March 23, “Higher Self Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace” 8:30 PM Eastern.  Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Meeting ID 873 7285 3728
Passcode  603021
Wednesday April 23 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID. 886 1640 7772
Passcode  070031
Saturday May 7 in Pompano Beach for “The Yoga of Oz: Meditations for Your Yellow Brick Road,” at the Pompano Beach Public Library, at 50 W. Atlantic Blvd., from 2-3 PM. Free. For more information: (954) 357-7595, http://www.broward.org/Arts/PublicArt/PadTour/Venue/Pages/PompanoBch.aspx
Wednesday May 11 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID. 821 5608 8407
Passcode  821772
Wednesday June 15 at 8:30 PM Eastern, “Higher Self Healing Meditation: Introduction to a Life in Peace,” Free. Contact: Cary Bayer, (845) 664-1883.
Zoom logistics
Meeting ID 861 3611 3620
Passcode  771599
In-Person
Florida
Thursday March 24 in Deerfield Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,” at the Deerfield Beach Percy White Library Multi-Purpose Room, at 837 E. Hillsboro Blvd., from 2-3 PM. Investment: Free, but pre-registration is required. To register go to: http://broward.libnet.info/event/5921949 For more information, call (954) 357-7680 or (845) 664-1883.
Thursday March 31 in Deerfield Beach for “Spirituality in The Wizard of Oz,” at the Deerfield Beach Percy White Library Multi-Purpose Room, at 837 E. Hillsboro Blvd., from 2-3 PM. Investment: Free, but pre-registration is required. To register go to: http://broward.libnet.info/event/5921959 For more information, call (954) 357-7680 or (845) 664-1883.
Sunday April 3 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Cubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free.
For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Sunday April 24 in Deerfield Beach for “Salinger: Writer & Yogi,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30–5 PM, in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple at the 203 S.E 15th St. Class: Free. For more information, call (845) 664-1883 OR (954) 790-3383.
Sunday May 1 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Cubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free.
For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
Saturday May 7 in Pompano Beach for “The Yoga of Oz: Meditations for Your Yellow brick Road,” at the Pompano Beach Public Library, at 50 W. Atlantic Blvd., from 2-3 PM. Free. For more information: (954) 357-7595, http://www.broward.org/Arts/PublicArt/PadTour/Venue/Pages/PompanoBch.aspx
Thursday June 2 in Deerfield Beach for “The Power of Positive Singing: Higher Consciousness in Musical Theater,” at the Deerfield Beach Percy White Library Multi-Purpose Room, at 837 E. Hillsboro Blvd., from 2-3 PM. Investment: Free, but pre-registration is required. To register go to: http://broward.libnet.info/event/5921949 For more information, call (954) 357-7680 or (845) 664-1883.
Sunday June 5 in Deerfield Beach for “Star Wars Yoga, the Force & You,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida, from 3:30–5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St.. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
Sunday June 26 in Hillsboro Beach for “Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace,” at the LeBaron Cubhouse, at 1049 Hillsboro Mile (A1A) from 7:30—8:30 PM. Investment: Free.
For more information, call (845) 664-1883.
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Referral Fees
When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a life coach, a meditation teacher, and the writer of books for others. If you inspire someone to become a client of mine for coaching or book writing, or a meditation student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the fee that that person begins with me at. That could easily mean a check for you of $105 or $65 for coaching, for $50 for meditation, and hundreds of dollars for book publishing. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.”
My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?
Growth Products from Cary Bayer
To view my products on the web site click here.
Love & Light,
Cary Bayer
SUCCESS AEROBICS | CaryBayer.com