Cary’s Spring ’25 newsletter is now online at http://carybayer.com/
1051 Hillsboro Mile, Apt. 604
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“Everyone who will can hear the Voice. It is within everyone, but like everything else, it requires previous and definite preparation.”–Mahatma Gandhi
CONTENTS
25% off CD/DVD Spring Sale; New Humor Book: Sports Satires; Upcoming Retirement: The Farewell Coaching Tour; Free Coaching; Affirmations; Quote of the Month; The Cosmic and Comic; Testimonial about Coaching; Column: “Beatles Yoga;” Schedule of Classes; Face to Face to Facebook; Referral Fees; Products
25% OFF CD & DVD SPRING SALE
In honor of the arrival of Spring, the rebirth of Nature, I’m offering a 25% sale on all of my CDs and DVDs through June 30 while supplies last. You can access them all here:
The product most appropriate for meditators is “Beatles Yoga.”
NEW HUMOR BOOK--SPORTS SATIRES
Baseball is a Funny Game was a book written some years back by Joe Garagiola. Also funny games are football, basketball, hockey, tennis, soccer, pickleball, golf, and other sports, as well, when played with by former National Lampoon columnist Cary Bayer. 47 chapters in four quarters–including one on all sports, one on baseball, one on basketball and one on tennis, a pickleball overtime and a double overtime bonus on the Olympics–will tickle your funny bone and make you laugh out loud so very many times.
Chapter titles include:
“They’s on First: A Parody of Abbot & Costello’s ‘Who’s on First?'”
“CDC’s Discarded Guidelines for Socially-Distanced Sports”
“ESP Sports Center”
“Tennis Baseball”
“The Fabulous Trump Olympics”
“20,000 Baseball Leagues Under the Sea”
“U.S. Tennis ‘Tennorizes’ Pickleball Courts”
“Jackie Robinson Crusoe”
“Subway Series on a Subway”
and 38 others.
223 pages, $20
You can order it here at: https://successaerobics.

The Farewell Coaching Tour
I’ve been working as a full-time life coach since 2001, so on my next birthday, on May 22, I will cease taking on new coaching clients, although I will continue to work with any existing client at the time. I will continue to lead meditation classes, however, and an occasional workshop here and there. It’s been a very fulfilling quarter of a century as a coach, but the next chapter as a full-time novelist and humor writer beckons. So these next 6 months or so are like a kind of farewell to coaching tour for me. If you would like to create breakthroughs in your sense of purpose, or career, or relationships, etc. now is the time to contact me.
50% Off Sale on Prosperity Aerobics
As Spring signifies a rebirth of life, I’d like to have a 50% off sale on the book that birthed my writing and publishing career. Namely, the Prosperity Aerobics. I refer to it as an Inner workout for success. It’s a daily program to creates greater success and prosperity. Programs for beginners, intermediate and advanced levels.
50% Off Sale: Breakthrough Coaching & Ebooks
Breakthrough Coaching provides tips on how to empower your life in so many ways. In 40 chapters, I offer out-of-the-box coaching to create a variety of breakthroughs in different parts of your life. The 169-page volume includes such chapters as “Physical Check-Ups and Metaphysical Check-Ups;” “Coaching to find a Husband;” “The Peace & Freedom Beyond Complaining;” “Sex & Money;” and “Restless Soul Syndrome,” among others.
While supplies last, I’m offering the book for 50 percent off. It has an imperfect spine, in which the title of the book is blank but is on the back cover instead. The cost is normally $20, plus $4.99 in shipping & handling, but is on sale for just $10 plus S&H through June 30. To take advantage of the discount, call me at (845) 664-1883 or email me at
The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call or email.
I’m also running a 50% off sale on all my ebooks. Mini-ebooks will be available for only $5, while ebooks of my full-length books Relationships 101 will be 50% off. Naturally, there’s no shipping and handling charge. The website won’t be adjusted for the 3-month sale, so pls. call (845-664-1883) or email me at successaerobics@aol.com.
Affirmation
Here is an affirmation from my series on procrastination, success, relationships, communication, and the inner journey, which are available in 5 ebooks and 3 CDs.
“I am always there for my friends.”–The Yoga of Oz: Meditations for Your Yellow Brick Road https://successaerobics.
Quote of the Month
Discipline
“I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor” – Henry David Thoreau
The Cosmic & the Comic
“The most influential people who have ever lived are Alexander the Great, Jesus Christ, and Groucho Marx and not necessarily in that order.” —David Steinberg
Free Coaching
To celebrate spring, I’m offering a complimentary half-hour coaching session for the first person who contacts me by phone (845-664-1883), or by email at successaerobics@aol.com who wants to have some breakthroughs in life. It’s my way of giving thanks for the great life I’m blessed to live. There are 4 restrictions, so please read them carefully:
- You haven’t already received a free coaching session from me.
- You’re not currently involved in a series of coaching sessions with me.
- You book the session within three days of winning, so if you call or email, check my response and respond in time. If you forget to do this, someone on the waiting list will take your place, as happens from time to time.
- You take the session before April 15.
Testimonial on Coaching
“You have been an absolute angel in my life. I am so grateful to you for all your wisdom and guidance over the years.”
—Jennifer Levine, Mural artist, Poughkeepsie, NY
Are you the Designer for my Next Book of Short Stories
I’m working on a book of my short fiction that will be published in 2025. Would you like to be the designer for that book? If you or someone you know might be interested, pls. contact me at (845) 664-1883 or by email at successeaerobics@aol.com.
Syndicated “Life 101” Column
In Avatar, an Avatar Emerges
The James Cameron spectacular, Avatar, is two-and-three-quarter hours of the most extraordinary filmmaking I’ve ever seen. It’s also one of the most spiritual motion pictures ever made. The title of the film itself speaks to its higher message. Avatar, after all, is a Sanskrit word, which the Oxford American Dictionaries on my computer define as “a manifestation of a deity or released soul in bodily form on earth; an incarnate divine teacher.” Interestingly, in a separate definition, it’s also “a movable icon representing a person in cyberspace or virtual reality graphics.”
The avatar in the film is a hybrid of both definitions: he’s a being on a space station on the faraway Pandora, who’s part human and part Na’vi, a Pandora native. In order to activate this being, the body of the human being remains behind in a special high-tech chamber on the space station.
Without giving too much of the plot away for those who may not have seen this groundbreaking motion picture, the avatar we follow most closely is a Marine hired by a corporation that can see only green (money) in the blue Na’vis, That’s because Pandora contains a natural resource called Unobtainium, an energy-yielding mineral that they want to get their grubby paws on. The good news as the movie unfolds, however, is that our avatar hero, charged with the task of persuading the natives to leave the sacred land where the Unobtainium resides, becomes so inspired by the highly-conscious Na’vis, that he becomes more like the dictionary’s former definition of avatar than the latter and defends them against the soldiers who give up on trying to peacefully move the natives and revert to attack mode.
The blissful paradise of the innocent Na’vis is trampled upon by the pillaging company and its military contractors who are heavily armed. It’s a story of good versus evil, of a civilization in harmony with nature being raped by greed-sickened business. It’s a story of higher consciousness: the Na’vis are able to achieve zabely, a deep attunement to the natural world in which they can, for instance, influence, for good, the behavior of animals. The Na’vis are also symbols of the Native Americans of our land and the Aboriginals of Australia, among others, whose attunement to Nature meant nothing to the conquering white men who displaced them, lied to them, and eventually killed them. The rampaging corporation ravages the gorgeous wooded mountains that hang in the Pandoran sky. And that’s when the spiritual definition of avatar takes hold of the film.
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, who I studied with years ago and whose Transcendental Meditation I have long taught, said that when the balance in Nature breaks down and chaos begins to overtake the cosmic order, the Universe brings forth an avatar to right the wrongs. Spiritual teachers cite as avatars such luminaries as Krishna, Christ, Buddha, and Mohammed, among others. And before the military contractors come close to destroying Pandora, the film Avatar has such an avatar emerge, as well.
At a time when our world could use some really uplifting news, it’s inspiring to see that one of the most spiritual films ever made is becoming the most successful film ever made.
Schedule of Physical & Zoom Classes
Sunday April 6 @ 3:30 PM
in Deerfield Beach for “The 10 Commandments of Happiness & Success,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
Monday April 7 @ 9 PM Free Intro Meditation Talk
“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”
Zoom logistics
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/
Meeting ID 813 2487 5905
Passcode 600000
Sunday May 4 @ 3:30 PM
in Deerfield Beach for “Pure Imagination & Animation Yoga: The Wonderful World of Disney Music,” at the Theosophical Society of South Florida from 3:30—5 PM in the Thubten Kunga Ling temple, at 201 S.E. 15th St. Class: Free. For more info, call (845) 664-1883 or (954) 790-3383.
Monday May 5 @ 9 PM Free Intro Meditation Talk
“Higher Self Healing Meditation: An Introduction to a Life in Peace”
Zoom logistics
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/
Meeting ID. 827 3121 8139
Passcode 209471
Referral Fees
When I ran my own marketing/PR firm, I loved thanking anyone who referred a new client to me, by sending a check for 10 percent of the fees generated. I have a similar policy as a life coach, a meditation teacher, and the writer of books for others. If you inspire someone to become a client of mine for coaching or book writing, or a meditation student, you’ll receive 10 percent of the fee that that person begins with me at. That could easily mean a check for you of $110 or $70 for coaching, and for $45 for meditation. It’s my way of saying, “thanks.” My thought is simple–who couldn’t use a piece of unexpected income?
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Love & Light,
Cary Bayer















